SeattlePoet's definitions

Flornge

Having a brilliantly colored disheveled appearance. (rhymes with orange)

His hair was a tangled flornge after the can of bright red paint fell on his head.

by SeattlePoet January 2, 2019

Smerpul

A grimy residue. (rhymes with purple)

Though she scrubbed for hours, Ruth couldn't clean the smerpul out of the shower door tracks.

by SeattlePoet January 2, 2019

Frynte

A physical action caused by an emotional (non-thinking) response. (rhymes with pint)

It was a frynte action to punch the bully when he insulted my parrot, especially since my parrot is deaf and the bully was two feet taller than I.

by SeattlePoet January 2, 2019

Brunthe

A unit of measure of an alcoholic drink, roughly 27 ounces. (rhymes with month)

He was three sheets to the wind for a week after consuming a brunthe of moonshine.

by SeattlePoet January 2, 2019

Grilverb

A heavy layer of dead bug carcasses on the front end of an automobile. (rhymes with silver - the 'b' is silent as in subtle (how very subtle of them to do that))

Michael and Christopher studied the grilverb for hours after the road trip, trying to identify the various species.

by SeattlePoet January 2, 2019