Brunch Covidian

Delusional ammo- and bean-hoarding far-right white supremacists funded by conservative oligarchs who protest shelter-in-place orders by arming themselves with penis extenders and storming state capitols because they can't get a haircut, a mani-pedi and a hamberder with ice-cream.

Boy - the Brunch Covidians were out in force in Madison last week.

by MasculineToiletGuy May 5, 2020

Branch Covidian

The far left zealots that believe everyone should worship a disease and give up their life in fear of it. The kind of people that approve of locking people in their homes and taking away freedoms.

Look at those crazy Branch Covidians trying to cancel Thanksgiving!

by wandering healer November 13, 2020

Branch Covidian Cult

An unconstitutional federal level religion of public safety was established in 2020 by this publicly subsidized group of evil tyrants who used misinformation to continually oppress civil discussions and transparent data collection that has and will in the future expose an agenda to reduce the population of the world. The public officers involved are owners of stocks in every publicly traded pharmaceutical company on wall-street. This Cult's leaders established themselves as gods the judge of all who opposed them and started a worldwide Trial by ordeal presuming guilt on all who refused to participate in the 2022 Pharmaceutical Witchcraft Trials. The attempt to make participation mandatory for all public employees is ongoing and threatens to bring about a war.

Beware of the Branch Covidian Cult propaganda. The vaccine is a bio-weapon for population control.

by Spiritual-Master March 1, 2022

Branch Covidian

Someone who thinks we should stay locked down forever, like in Communist China.

Look at that Branch Covidian driving a car alone, wearing a mask.

by Protonman7 November 28, 2022

Branch Covidian

Someone who wears a mask for public safety but encourages people to destroy police stations.

That police station was torched. Good thing none of those Branch Covidians got sick!

by Aintry May 13, 2022

Branch Covidian

A radical left-wing libtard commie cult of blue-haired freaks who are entranced in Mass Formation Psychosis over fear of a make-believe virus.

Look at that Branch Covidian wearing his mask while driving along in the car.

by mrbig4575 December 12, 2022

Branch Covidian

People who refuse to take the basic precautions to prevent the transmission of a deadly virus, especially the guidelines pertaining to crowed environments and proper distancing; or
someone who refuses to take the basic precautions because they believe their deity will protect them.

80 Branch Covidians were infected, 2 of whom died after they ignored social distancing during a gathering.

by Livid Citizen August 18, 2020