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Bruce Wayned 

When your parents are killed and you have to live with an elderly parent
Man, Jason got Bruce Wayned last night.
Damn, hope is he okay.
Bruce Wayned by sexybeast8008 October 7, 2016
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Bruce Wayned 

When you tie gag your girlfriend give her a necklace murder her family in front of her and then fuck her in the ass.
Bro I Bruce wayned my girl last night.
Bruce Wayned by Moca starfish September 22, 2020

Bruce Wayned 

When your parents are killed and you have to live with an elderly parent
Man, Jason got Bruce Wayned last night.
Damn, hope is he okay.
Bruce Wayned by sexybeast8008 October 7, 2016

Bruce Wayne 

A reference to your car. However, it must be a Lamborghini so don't be a bitch and refer to your mommas caravan as a Bruce Wayne.
Matt: I been had hoes in my Bruce Wayne.

Blair: You need to skype that shit next time cat!
Bruce Wayne by Big Cat 1 January 16, 2013

Bruce Wayne 

Billonaire playboy, he dates movie stars and supermodels. He lives a superficial meaningless life. For some reason all the other definitions on this site think that he is The Dark Knight, but think about it; why would a billionaire playboy like him devote his nights to beating up Gotham's criminals?
Guy 1: So who do you think the caped crusauder is?

Guy 2: I think it's Bruce Wayne. Think about it; right after he comes back to Gotham a well-equiped vigalante starts cleaning up the streets. I mean who else could afford the equipment Batman uses.

Guy 1: You think that billonaire playboy is the Batman? You're dumber than you look. I think the Batman is that new D.A. Who's been cleaning up the streets.
Bruce Wayne by Bruce Thomas Wayne September 19, 2009

Bruce Wayne 

The richest and most respected man in Gotham City. He is also the dark knight known as Batman.
I'm so glad they created a clinic to help Bang Babies! And it's sponsored by Wayne Industries!
Bruce Wayne by DanMat6288 May 26, 2005

Bruce Wayne 

Residing in Gotham City, billionaire Bruce Wayne is a well respected socialite, philanthropist, and owner of the multinational conglomerate, Wayne Enterprises. He is often known for donating millions of dollars a year to charity and trusts, yet is also seen in the public eye as little more than a playboy and a prominent bachelor. Dating movie stars, buying things that aren't for sale, and so forth. But, little do people know that Wayne maintains this facade so that nobody will expect that he is in fact Gotham City's nocturnal avenger, the Batman.
"All this, it's not me. I am more..." --Bruce Wayne
Bruce Wayne by clowmanus September 13, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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