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keystone brownout

A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.

Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.
Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.

He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.
keystone brownout by Jrubadub March 27, 2012

browncoat 

1) Slang for the defeated Independent Faction who oppose the Anglo-Sino Alliance, on the show Firefly.

2) A fan of the series Firefly.
Many browncoats have been converted since the cancellation of Firefly.
browncoat by Major Davis February 27, 2004

Browntooth 

Derived from the more common 'Bluetooth', Browntooth is a standard communication format used by hobos and/or tramps.

Said vagrant will emit a rambling noise from their mouth indeterminable to anyone not 'Browntooth' compatible. Once the noise is picked up by a fellow rubbish-raider the two can communicate freely.
The tramp used browntooth to locate fellow tramps in the vicinity.
Browntooth by Mr Evans Rules October 12, 2008

workplace brownout 

When you call in sick to your workplace as a comment against administrative policy and wind up shitting all over your colleagues who must do your job.
Let’s make a powerful stink and pull a workplace brownout!
workplace brownout by Dr Bunnygirl October 31, 2020
POO POO PIKER PepeLaugh after he has a brownout
Brownout by Corirn April 18, 2019

Cleveland Browntrout 

The act of shitting in one's fishtank. Usually done as revenge
That bitch gave me an STD, so I left her a cleveland browntrout
Cleveland Browntrout by Dale Moran February 16, 2009