A kid whose head is way the fuck too big for his body, to the point that he almost looks like a Chibi character. Usually either has a Prince Valiant haircut or looks like he lost a fight with a weed whacker. Is oblivious to the meaning of the word "tool." Believed to be a subspecies of Underpants Gnome.
by Natepalm October 19, 2003

The organized-crime syndicate secretly controlling the Underpants Gnomes. Secretly plots world domination, possibly with the help of the Crab People.
Phase 1: Steal underpants.
Phase 2: Unknown, but thought to be something along the lines of re-selling the underpants on the Japanese black market (which seems to, for whatever reason, have a huge demand used underpants), re-investing profits in the translation and distribution of hentai in America and eventually the rest of the world, thus driving the normal porn industry (and the desire to see non-anime boobies) into near-extinction, as well as creating a dwindling in the human population, thus eliminating humanity's only defense against the Underpants Gnomes (non-anime boobies). After this, continue stealing underpants, eventually achieving a complete underpants monopoly.
Phase 3: Profit!
Phase 2: Unknown, but thought to be something along the lines of re-selling the underpants on the Japanese black market (which seems to, for whatever reason, have a huge demand used underpants), re-investing profits in the translation and distribution of hentai in America and eventually the rest of the world, thus driving the normal porn industry (and the desire to see non-anime boobies) into near-extinction, as well as creating a dwindling in the human population, thus eliminating humanity's only defense against the Underpants Gnomes (non-anime boobies). After this, continue stealing underpants, eventually achieving a complete underpants monopoly.
Phase 3: Profit!
by Natepalm October 28, 2003

1. A short-ass kid, sometimes an Underpants Gnome, who is obsessed with Insane Clown Pussies and won't shut up about being "down with the clown."
2. Annoying as fuck.
2. Annoying as fuck.
by Natepalm October 19, 2003

To ruin a phrase, band, etc. through overuse or chronic misuse. Can also be ruined by a certain person or group using it (Ex. an Ex-girlfriend, posers), or unintentionally mangled (Ex. a friend who can't do a good Mr. Mackey impression to save his life, but insists on doing it over and over because he thinks he's great at it). Sadly, anything can be Brondonized: movies, sexual positions, entire genres of film.
"I can't stand this song anymore. My ex-girlfriend Brondonized it."
"The posers at Hot Topic are trying to Brondonize Iron Maiden. Bastards."
"The posers at Hot Topic are trying to Brondonize Iron Maiden. Bastards."
by Natepalm October 19, 2003

To stare at someone in a creepy, sexual way, usually for several minutes without blinking or stopping when the person being eye-humped realizes he/she is being mentally undressed (and doesn't even want to think what else) by the eye-humper. If done right, very unnerving.
by Natepalm October 19, 2003

1. A character in Home Movies.
2. A drunken loser who strikes out with women, thinks he's hot shit, and coaches some sport at school, usually while hung over or after his dealer/bookie breaks one of his legs.
3. Drunken Dave
2. A drunken loser who strikes out with women, thinks he's hot shit, and coaches some sport at school, usually while hung over or after his dealer/bookie breaks one of his legs.
3. Drunken Dave
"Hey, did you see Coach McGurk today?"
"Yeah, he came hobbling into school about an hour late and kept his sunglasses on all class."
"Yeah, he came hobbling into school about an hour late and kept his sunglasses on all class."
by Natepalm June 19, 2006

A general term for short-ass freshmen (occasionally uperclassmen) who have yet to hit puberty and appear to be in the fourth grade (both in physical appearance, psychological development and writing ability). Usually have some strange/repulsive/childish personal habits (Ex: playing one-man football). Non-anime boobies are like kryptonite to them. Often carry airport bags in lieu of backpacks, believed to be full of stolen underpants (this cannot be confirmed due to their kung-fu grip ability), suspected to be a part of the shadowy and sinister "Phase 2". Reviled by all but the most desperate or demented fanboys and otaku. Sometimes abbreviated to UPGs.
"you wanna hang out in Steve's room?"
"nah, the Underpants Gnomes are in there watching Pokemon again."
"nah, the Underpants Gnomes are in there watching Pokemon again."
by Natepalm October 17, 2003
