A fat, balding, injury-prone chemistry teacher who thinks he's cool and beats off to hentai.
See also: Baron Hentai.
See also: Baron Hentai.
All hail!
by Natepalm October 22, 2003
A kid whose head is way the fuck too big for his body, to the point that he almost looks like a Chibi character. Usually either has a Prince Valiant haircut or looks like he lost a fight with a weed whacker. Is oblivious to the meaning of the word "tool." Believed to be a subspecies of Underpants Gnome.
by Natepalm October 19, 2003
1. A character in Home Movies.
2. A drunken loser who strikes out with women, thinks he's hot shit, and coaches some sport at school, usually while hung over or after his dealer/bookie breaks one of his legs.
3. Drunken Dave
2. A drunken loser who strikes out with women, thinks he's hot shit, and coaches some sport at school, usually while hung over or after his dealer/bookie breaks one of his legs.
3. Drunken Dave
"Hey, did you see Coach McGurk today?"
"Yeah, he came hobbling into school about an hour late and kept his sunglasses on all class."
"Yeah, he came hobbling into school about an hour late and kept his sunglasses on all class."
by Natepalm October 20, 2003
To ruin a phrase, band, etc. through overuse or chronic misuse. Can also be ruined by a certain person or group using it (Ex. an Ex-girlfriend, posers), or unintentionally mangled (Ex. a friend who can't do a good Mr. Mackey impression to save his life, but insists on doing it over and over because he thinks he's great at it). Sadly, anything can be Brondonized: movies, sexual positions, entire genres of film.
"I can't stand this song anymore. My ex-girlfriend Brondonized it."
"The posers at Hot Topic are trying to Brondonize Iron Maiden. Bastards."
"The posers at Hot Topic are trying to Brondonize Iron Maiden. Bastards."
by Natepalm October 20, 2003
1. Any system of thinking which flies in the face of reason and common sense; unfairness in the guise of fairness; hypocricy.
2. Pointless rules, which, if taken to their logical extremes, are quite obviously fucked-up.
3. Basically the same thing as "Bent-Penis Math Equations."
2. Pointless rules, which, if taken to their logical extremes, are quite obviously fucked-up.
3. Basically the same thing as "Bent-Penis Math Equations."
So by your bullshit logic, if two people were shooting at each other and I was shot, I'd be arrested for assault with a deadly weapon.
by Natepalm October 19, 2003
A general-use, meaningless insult used by a kid who is a colossal tool and obsessed with hentai. Though he claims it means something, I am pretty certain it doesn't outside of some hentai movie or Irondequoit High School.
Stefan: Oh, I got a date.
Me: With who? Sailor Moon?
Stefan: Oh, shut up! Potator!
Me: What the fuck does that mean?
Me: With who? Sailor Moon?
Stefan: Oh, shut up! Potator!
Me: What the fuck does that mean?
by Natepalm October 20, 2003
A general term for short-ass freshmen (occasionally uperclassmen) who have yet to hit puberty and appear to be in the fourth grade (both in physical appearance, psychological development and writing ability). Usually have some strange/repulsive/childish personal habits (Ex: playing one-man football). Non-anime boobies are like kryptonite to them. Often carry airport bags in lieu of backpacks, believed to be full of stolen underpants (this cannot be confirmed due to their kung-fu grip ability), suspected to be a part of the shadowy and sinister "Phase 2". Reviled by all but the most desperate or demented fanboys and otaku. Sometimes abbreviated to UPGs.
"you wanna hang out in Steve's room?"
"nah, the Underpants Gnomes are in there watching Pokemon again."
"nah, the Underpants Gnomes are in there watching Pokemon again."
by Natepalm October 18, 2003