Brown Pounds

Weight of feces lost when one poops. Typically used when one is to/just has shitted a great deal, so much so that their post shit weight is significantly different that their pre shit weight

Richard: I'm about to shed some brown pounds
Mike: Don't forget to flush after!

by gCats December 29, 2014

brown pounder

The act of hitting someone so hard in roller derby that the impact with the ground causes their bowels to release and shit to spray up their back. There are many variations of this act, such as the brown pounder with ketchup, and/or cheese.

SHIT MONIQUA! You just slammed me so hard, I left a brown pounder on the track!

Bitch, yo betta start pray’n! We’re gonna hand out brown pounders to your WHOLE TEAM this bout!!

by The BrownPound Bandit June 23, 2011

Brown-pound

To beat up a female who is much much smaller than you to the point where her face is extremely bruised. Taken from Chris Brown's beating of his hot girlfriend.

Aaron: Dude, my girlfriend said nickelback sucked. I brown-pounded her.

Jake: (hits aaron hard) dude, you dont hit a woman! and nickelback DOES suck!
(hits him again)

by DontLookBackInAnger March 15, 2009

The Brown Pounder

A modern classic shot-style cocktail libation, created by the industry legend DBP of Hoxton Square. This drink comprises of equal parts bourbon and coffee liqueur and is finished by dropping the brownest pound coin in one's possession into the glass. The shot, as well as the coin are then ingested and a chant of DBP follows thereafter.

Got shitbagged on the Brown Pounders last night!

by The Brown Streaker July 13, 2016

brown pound

brown pound /action/ - aka "amateur anal" OR unplanned unprepared anal sex

Friend- "Hey, did u go home with that drunk chick last night from the bar?" Ted-" Yeah man, she was a brown pound." Friend- "What the fuck is a brown pound dude?" Ted-" She shit-shined my meat stick man!" "Looked like a can of refried beans busted on my man crotch and smelled as though I swirled my man meat in a port-o-potty of death!" Friend-"Damn dude, that's fucked!" "So, what are you gonna do?" Ted-"Oh, I'm going to see her again tomorrow night."

by LadyBlue81 August 11, 2022

downtown brown pound

Euphemism for anal sex

I tried going in the back door but she said wasn't ready for a downtown brown pound

by DarknessSchmarkness January 13, 2014

Round and Brown Pound

An act of personal pleasure while watching exotic and erotic video content. This act involves watching erotic films that differ from the individuals normal preference or genre.

Dan: I had an evening alone last night, and I was feeling a tad feisty and looking for something different. I got onto a strange site, and next thing you know, I'm enjoying slow and sensual pleasure while watching Asian and Afro-American porn.

Jack: Sounds like you had a lil' Round and Brown Pound.

by droopscrotty November 15, 2017