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Brown Nosed 

Where a female first takes a shit before sex and doesn't wipe (most likely will be used as a joke). If the female is then being eaten out while she is on her hands and knees, the male's nose will be covered in the woman's un-wipped shit.
Man: So, my wife brown nosed me the other day.

Man's Friend: Really? How'd it go?

Man: It SUCKED!! I don't know what possessed her to do that! It was disgusting!

(Man's friend laughs as he nonchalantly texts everyone he know's about it)
Brown Nosed by Romayuri March 14, 2010
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Brown Nosed Rudolph 

When a man gets on all fours and tucks his boner back while a woman gives him head. Her nose goes in the butthole while she sucks him off.
Stab got his christmas gift in the form of Faye giving him a Brown Nosed Rudolph.
Brown Nosed Rudolph by Gapino March 20, 2009

Brown nosed fox 

When a man stuffs a rodent into a woman’s anus and then tries to dig it out with his mouth like a fox
“Do you want to do a Brown nosed fox?”
Hell no
Brown nosed fox by Canadian_fox March 16, 2023

Brown Nosed Mud Dove 

A turd who is a snake in the grass. Either a snitch or kiss ass turd. Brown Nosed Mud Doves are a species of Gerbs.
You are a Brown Nosed Mud Dove

brown-nosed willie

(n.)- A name used to describe a man's penis after anal sex, because the tip of the penis is covered in feces.
Damn, the brown-nosed willie Jennifer gave me last night smells!

Brown-Nosed Marsupial 

Describes someone who at first appears to be very original or independent, but when it comes down to it actually goes out of their way to kiss up to their boss or superiors.
You know when I first met you, I thought you were cool, but after seeing you sucking up to the boss, I now realize you're just another brown-nosed marsupial

brown nosed that bitch 

Eating the pussy doggie style and you get a little poopy on your nose.
Bro I brown nosed that bitch crystal last night, and I can still smell it.
brown nosed that bitch by BigTex73 September 18, 2017
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