girl 1 : oh my god girl, what happened to you, your all beat up
girl 2 : i dont know, we went to a party last night, and everything was going good, till we got home. thats when he chris brown'd me
girl 1 : that bastard

chris brown'd by Thantos February 10, 2009

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Chris Brown'd

noun

Being hit by someone that's usually very nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit you.

Alternatively, you can Chris Brown a person if you are the nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit someone type of person.

Past- Chris Brown'd
Present- Chris Browning
Future- will/going to Chris Brown

Girl: I got Chris Brown'd last night by my boyfriend! I didn't think he had it in him.

OR

Boy: I don't know what got over me last night, but I totally Chris Brown'd my girl.

Chris Brown'd by Miraxe February 16, 2009

Chris Brown'd

Verb: An action describing when a steroid filled male displays cowardice and maliciously beats on his hot girlfriend in a fit of rage. (allegedly)

"hey, that dude just Chris Brown'd that chick!"

Chris Brown'd by Bobaloo222 February 20, 2009

Antonio Brown'd

Counting on someone to do a good job only to be continuously disappointed time and time again by varying levels of complete and utter nonsense.

Sally: Carl got Antonio Brown'd in this year's fantasy draft.
Edmond: How so?
Sally: By drafting Antonio Brown.

Antonio Brown'd by Rusty Salmon September 10, 2019

Antonio Brown'd

When you're watching TV, and some guy sneaks up behind you, unzips, starts masturbating, and unloads on your back...

"... you just got Antonio Brown'd!"

Antonio Brown'd by CJ Volney September 10, 2019

Chris Brown'd

Physically assaulting or abusing a wife or girlfriend

Yo, I still can't believe Tom "Chris Brown'd" Stacy, she has cuts and bruises all over her face now.

Chris Brown'd by Walter2Shrooms2Acid February 23, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026