chris brown'd

to assault your girlfriend/wife

girl 1 : oh my god girl, what happened to you, your all beat up
girl 2 : i dont know, we went to a party last night, and everything was going good, till we got home. thats when he chris brown'd me
girl 1 : that bastard

by Thantos February 11, 2009

Chris Brown'd

noun

Being hit by someone that's usually very nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit you.

Alternatively, you can Chris Brown a person if you are the nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit someone type of person.

Past- Chris Brown'd
Present- Chris Browning
Future- will/going to Chris Brown

Girl: I got Chris Brown'd last night by my boyfriend! I didn't think he had it in him.

OR

Boy: I don't know what got over me last night, but I totally Chris Brown'd my girl.

by Miraxe February 16, 2009

Chris Brown'd

Verb: An action describing when a steroid filled male displays cowardice and maliciously beats on his hot girlfriend in a fit of rage. (allegedly)

"hey, that dude just Chris Brown'd that chick!"

by Bobaloo222 February 20, 2009

Antonio Brown'd

When you're watching TV, and some guy sneaks up behind you, unzips, starts masturbating, and unloads on your back...

"... you just got Antonio Brown'd!"

by CJ Volney September 11, 2019

Antonio Brown'd

Counting on someone to do a good job only to be continuously disappointed time and time again by varying levels of complete and utter nonsense.

Sally: Carl got Antonio Brown'd in this year's fantasy draft.
Edmond: How so?
Sally: By drafting Antonio Brown.

by Rusty Salmon September 11, 2019

Chris Brown'd

Physically assaulting or abusing a wife or girlfriend

Yo, I still can't believe Tom "Chris Brown'd" Stacy, she has cuts and bruises all over her face now.

by Walter2Shrooms2Acid February 23, 2009

Mike Brown'd

When you get rear ended in your vehicle.

Hey yo! I got Mike Brown'd today. I'm about to turn this wreck into a check!

by DebotimusPrime May 09, 2013