Brovine

noun - A rather large Bro.

it's a portmanteau of Brother and Bovine

Dave: What's up Brovine?!
RatherLargeBro: Get'n some food...

by Spunde July 21, 2009

Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy

Also known as MAD BRO DISEASE, this ailment is fairly common among frat boys or teenagers. A bro will become jealous when his bro starts hanging around with other bros more than him. However, the bro cannot admit these feelings for fear of being called gay, and so instead becomes angry over seemingly pointless things.

Bro 1: "Why is Brosef Stalin over there being such a buzzkill?"

Bro 2: "He's got a bad case of Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy because Tom is partying with some other bros."

Bro 1: "What a fag."

by PNUTBUTTERnCRAK December 30, 2009

Brovine Intervention

an event or series of events that is an act of Brovinity to prevent the breaking of the Bro Code

Jon "dude it says here that Bro code states that you cant sleep with your friends ex"

Matt "But i didn't i almost did, but Brovine intervention stopped me"

by Brocode Follower23 August 28, 2009

Brovine Bro Fist

The act of several bros cumming on one bros hand and then he clenches into a fist and artificially inseminates a woman.

Me and my bros all got together and brovine bro fisted my wife last night.

by Traelor Glitterstorm June 20, 2024

male bovine fecal material

A clean technical way of sayingy "bullshit" when in mixed company.

He told the press that he only wanted the crowd to march to the Capital, not takeover the Capital, by revolting. Yeah right! That sounds like his usual "male bovine fecal material"! He's full of it!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 12, 2021

brovincing

adjective: brovincing
capable of causing one of your bros to commit to an event or gathering that a female or boring friend (who's not considered a bro) couldn't.
"I am brovincing my bro to come out drinking after he just told someone else he isn't coming out Friday night"
synonyms: brosuasive, brosible, powerbro, forcebro, bropelling, brosistible, broclusive
"a brovincing argument"
(of a victory or a winner) leaving no margin of doubt of who your bros are.
"the team of bros cruised to a brovincing win"
synonyms: brocisive, broclusive
"a brovincing win"

Donnie originally told Sarah he couldn't make it. But, after Jared did brovincing Donnie decided to come out Friday night.

by JR O'Tallechia October 5, 2015

brohine

An extention of the word bro. Similar to brosef, broscious or brosephus.

What's going down brohine?

by tjkennedy February 11, 2009