Brotund 

When a group of bros eats a little too much together, drinks a little too much brew, gains a little weight, starts to get little bellies hanging over the edge of their pants, their girlfriends start to complain...

Gabe - "Yo man, have you been noticing something different about me lately? My girlfriend's been complaining that I've been getting a little too brotund."

Ted - "Yeah, you are getting a little gut down there. Must be all the pizza and beer we've been having at our weekly brodowns."

Brotund by A.lternativeM.inimumT.ax February 13, 2009

Brotendo

When a stranger is about to ask you something. When that person is most likely on drugs

Stranger:What's up brotendo, I was thinking about getting my foreskin sewn back on.

Brotendo by Potatobum March 25, 2015

Blotunda 

A promiscuous female who weighs more than two times your body weight, and aggressively pursues you in order to meet her sexual desires, despite your attempts to deter her.

Hey man, I’ve been on a drought for the past six months. I think I might have to hit up that Blotunda that we met at the bar last week.

Blotunda by Definition Maker 12 May 31, 2018

broturday 

Any Saturday spent chilling with your bros drinking beers. Can also include rites of passage, which may or may not entail enhanced interrogation etc. etc.

Adam: Dude what are we gonna do this Saturday?
Dave: We're gonna go get wasted at the bar dawg
Bogdan: I'm down
Dave: It'll be a total broturday

broturday by ZBT4Lyfe May 4, 2012

Brotend 

Brotend, V.- Those whom play in the ever-growing sport of lacrosse, but are noobs and think they have achieved brostatus without trying out for a team outside of school lacrosse.

Ex: Dude Jefferys thinks he is such a lax bro, but he just brotends all the time.
(Plural) Jeez what's with all these Brotenders thinking they've achieved bro status?

Brotend by JohnParmakian July 22, 2010

Brotondo 

2 or more bros who are easily interchangeable between one another. If one Brotondo is busy, the other one(s) can easily fill his place.

Brotondos usually supply the bros with many brotivities, as well as a place to hang out / drink brewskis.

Also, Brotondos will never break the standard Brotocol written in the bro code. The bros usually have a preference when it comes to choosing which Brotondo to hang out with.

Bro #1: Yo, Call up the Brotondos, I got nothing to do tonight.

Brotondo by fiveonefour February 5, 2010

Brotendo

Brotendo is a non bianary way to adress anyone of any gender/non-gender. Ussually while in pursuit of ranch or other recriational substance.

Yo brotendo. I sold my foreskin for some hiddenvalley, wanna hit the quad?

Brotendo by Coffee Machine Broke September 1, 2017