When a group of bros eats a little too much together, drinks a little too much brew, gains a little weight, starts to get little bellies hanging over the edge of their pants, their girlfriends start to complain...
Gabe - "Yo man, have you been noticing something different about me lately? My girlfriend's been complaining that I've been getting a little too brotund."
Ted - "Yeah, you are getting a little gut down there. Must be all the pizza and beer we've been having at our weekly brodowns."
Ted - "Yeah, you are getting a little gut down there. Must be all the pizza and beer we've been having at our weekly brodowns."
by A.lternativeM.inimumT.ax February 13, 2009
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Get the Brotendo mug.A promiscuous female who weighs more than two times your body weight, and aggressively pursues you in order to meet her sexual desires, despite your attempts to deter her.
Hey man, I’ve been on a drought for the past six months. I think I might have to hit up that Blotunda that we met at the bar last week.
by Definition Maker 12 May 31, 2018
Get the Blotunda mug.Any Saturday spent chilling with your bros drinking beers. Can also include rites of passage, which may or may not entail enhanced interrogation etc. etc.
Adam: Dude what are we gonna do this Saturday?
Dave: We're gonna go get wasted at the bar dawg
Bogdan: I'm down
Dave: It'll be a total broturday
Dave: We're gonna go get wasted at the bar dawg
Bogdan: I'm down
Dave: It'll be a total broturday
by ZBT4Lyfe May 4, 2012
Get the broturday mug.Brotend, V.- Those whom play in the ever-growing sport of lacrosse, but are noobs and think they have achieved brostatus without trying out for a team outside of school lacrosse.
Ex: Dude Jefferys thinks he is such a lax bro, but he just brotends all the time.
(Plural) Jeez what's with all these Brotenders thinking they've achieved bro status?
(Plural) Jeez what's with all these Brotenders thinking they've achieved bro status?
by JohnParmakian July 22, 2010
Get the Brotend mug.2 or more bros who are easily interchangeable between one another. If one Brotondo is busy, the other one(s) can easily fill his place.
Brotondos usually supply the bros with many brotivities, as well as a place to hang out / drink brewskis.
Also, Brotondos will never break the standard Brotocol written in the bro code. The bros usually have a preference when it comes to choosing which Brotondo to hang out with.
Brotondos usually supply the bros with many brotivities, as well as a place to hang out / drink brewskis.
Also, Brotondos will never break the standard Brotocol written in the bro code. The bros usually have a preference when it comes to choosing which Brotondo to hang out with.
by fiveonefour February 5, 2010
Get the Brotondo mug.Brotendo is a non bianary way to adress anyone of any gender/non-gender. Ussually while in pursuit of ranch or other recriational substance.
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