Brotado

A gay guy who needs to break up with his girlfriend. He’s also the biggest bully anyone has ever met

Your a brotado

Brotado by Brotado for life March 31, 2019

bronado alley 

A high-risk or high-frequency bronado zone. Possible high-risk areas include: sports bars, sporting events, establishments with free or bottomless drinks, party busses, fraternity houses, bachelor parties, buffets, VIP areas with bottle service, and pretty much anywhere bro-iness and substance use create ideal bronado conditions. It should be noted that being located inside any of the aforementioned areas means you are deep into the danger zone and should take emergency measures. If possible, seek a nearby bronado shelter.

*See also: bronado, bronado shelter

It's generally a bad idea to pass through that bronado alley — especially after the bars close. I must've seen at least 5 bronados the last time I ventured into that bar.

bronado alley by +ApN+ July 21, 2016

brotazoa 

chillest organism ever

Today i learned about the chillest organisms ever, the brotazoa.

brotazoa by Tellcandyjokes July 2, 2010

bronado shelter 

Designated bronado-free safe havens. Examples of effective bronado shelters: libraries, farmers markets, museums, art installations, hipster-occupied coffee shops

Unlike tornado shelters, there's no universal wayfinding signage to guide you to safety, so emergency preparedness and education are key to ensuring your safety. Bronados form when a group of amped bros form together. Be on the lookout for visible warning signs, including but not limited to: drunken high fiving, fist pumping, backward caps, v-neck or popped collar shirts, excessive hair product and/or cologne. Audible clues include loud use of the words bro, champ and boss.

Good thing we saw that bronado shelter, otherwise we could've been subjected to high fives and found ourselves at a party with beer pong.

bronado shelter by +ApN+ July 22, 2016

Brotatochip 

A term used to call a very close friend.

“Suh dude?”
“Not much brotatochip! How are you doing today?”

Brotatochip by Kevin-Bacon April 26, 2020

Brovado 

When a dude is with his friends and starts bragging he's going to do things he'll never do. Brovado.

Guy 1: hey dudes! I'm gonna start cagefighting.

Guy 2: what like you were gonna do downhill mountain biking, boxing, skateboarding, karting, go to the gym.

Guy 3: yea dude you never do anything you say you're gonna, you're so full brovado!

Brovado by Turbo Uberman July 20, 2014

Couch Brotato 

A buddy who comes over and then stays over for way too long. He is usually just chilling on your couch watching ESPN or Braveheart.

Girl "Hey can you come over?"

Guy "I want to, but I have three Couch Brotatos in my living room."

Couch Brotato by MegaBro June 9, 2010