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Your a brotado
by Brotado for life March 31, 2019
Get the Brotado mug.A high-risk or high-frequency bronado zone. Possible high-risk areas include: sports bars, sporting events, establishments with free or bottomless drinks, party busses, fraternity houses, bachelor parties, buffets, VIP areas with bottle service, and pretty much anywhere bro-iness and substance use create ideal bronado conditions. It should be noted that being located inside any of the aforementioned areas means you are deep into the danger zone and should take emergency measures. If possible, seek a nearby bronado shelter.
*See also: bronado, bronado shelter
*See also: bronado, bronado shelter
It's generally a bad idea to pass through that bronado alley — especially after the bars close. I must've seen at least 5 bronados the last time I ventured into that bar.
by +ApN+ July 21, 2016
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by Tellcandyjokes July 2, 2010
Get the brotazoa mug.Designated bronado-free safe havens. Examples of effective bronado shelters: libraries, farmers markets, museums, art installations, hipster-occupied coffee shops
Unlike tornado shelters, there's no universal wayfinding signage to guide you to safety, so emergency preparedness and education are key to ensuring your safety. Bronados form when a group of amped bros form together. Be on the lookout for visible warning signs, including but not limited to: drunken high fiving, fist pumping, backward caps, v-neck or popped collar shirts, excessive hair product and/or cologne. Audible clues include loud use of the words bro, champ and boss.
Unlike tornado shelters, there's no universal wayfinding signage to guide you to safety, so emergency preparedness and education are key to ensuring your safety. Bronados form when a group of amped bros form together. Be on the lookout for visible warning signs, including but not limited to: drunken high fiving, fist pumping, backward caps, v-neck or popped collar shirts, excessive hair product and/or cologne. Audible clues include loud use of the words bro, champ and boss.
Good thing we saw that bronado shelter, otherwise we could've been subjected to high fives and found ourselves at a party with beer pong.
by +ApN+ July 22, 2016
Get the bronado shelter mug.by Kevin-Bacon April 26, 2020
Get the Brotatochip mug.When a dude is with his friends and starts bragging he's going to do things he'll never do. Brovado.
Guy 1: hey dudes! I'm gonna start cagefighting.
Guy 2: what like you were gonna do downhill mountain biking, boxing, skateboarding, karting, go to the gym.
Guy 3: yea dude you never do anything you say you're gonna, you're so full brovado!
Guy 2: what like you were gonna do downhill mountain biking, boxing, skateboarding, karting, go to the gym.
Guy 3: yea dude you never do anything you say you're gonna, you're so full brovado!
by Turbo Uberman July 20, 2014
Get the Brovado mug.A buddy who comes over and then stays over for way too long. He is usually just chilling on your couch watching ESPN or Braveheart.
by MegaBro June 9, 2010
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