Play on the word poser, describes a girl who tries way too hard to appear bro-like with the hope of impressing guys. A broser can be found at the beer pong table, wearing some guy's snapback, shotgunning beers, & taking many pictures captioned "my boys".
*Girl walks into a party wearing a Bass Pro Shops hat, yelling about how long she can do a keg stand, and trying to join an all guys game of flip cup*
"Step off, you're such a broser"
"Step off, you're such a broser"
by jadjey November 9, 2012
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A bro who does whatever is the flavor of the month to try and fit in to all the cliques, but in reality he's just a basic bro that will never mature into a self-thinking adult male.
Chad did yoga to try and impress girls and posted pics on social media so he would seem interesting. Really, he's just a broser trying be cool.
by Sha-brobe March 7, 2017
Get the Broser mug.People who are incapable of ever being bronies but try anyway. These people are hated. they usually do not watch My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, they just read fan-fics, edits, and little clips. Sometimes people are called brosers for being ashamed of being a brony, but it is not the correct use.
Brony 1: Look at that broser!
Brony 2: *facepalm* Such a disgrace.
Broser/Brony: Guys, I'm not a broser just because I'm ashamed I like My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic!
Brony 2: *facepalm* Such a disgrace.
Broser/Brony: Guys, I'm not a broser just because I'm ashamed I like My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic!
by ositapink01 @ youtube November 14, 2011
Get the broser mug.Someone who is posing as a bro. Most brosers are people who are incapable of ever being bros. Perhaps they are too nerdy or intelligent, socially awkward, or just don't have the right amount of starch in their collars.
by Alexander Moore October 23, 2007
Get the Broser mug.A completely inconsistent frat guy that loves partying, sleeping around, and smoking shitty weed but will still vote for a party that wants to make all of those things illegal, because "muh guns" and 'murica. At least, that's all we've been able to decipher from their incoherent babble.
Says he supports "female empowerment" despite believing in traditional gender roles. Feels uncomfortable around gay people despite saying the word "homo" more than any homosexual.
Almost definitely listens to rap music, despite being not-at-all-subtly racist.
Probably blasts said rap music from a Ford F-150 that his dad bought him.
Says he supports "female empowerment" despite believing in traditional gender roles. Feels uncomfortable around gay people despite saying the word "homo" more than any homosexual.
Almost definitely listens to rap music, despite being not-at-all-subtly racist.
Probably blasts said rap music from a Ford F-150 that his dad bought him.
"Yo my friend with the Bassnectar tattoo is heading to a Bassnectar concert to drop acid and fuck around."
- "Didn't he vote Trump and proudly call himself conservative? That seems like awfully liberal behavior?"
"Yeah he's such a broservative."
- "Didn't he vote Trump and proudly call himself conservative? That seems like awfully liberal behavior?"
"Yeah he's such a broservative."
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