Bromero

being a bro, but a bro who doesnt make things happen

jim: yo you end up goin to that sickass party last night?
jake: nah it got cancelled- the host was Bromero
jim: ah aite

by cchan March 5, 2012

bromeopathic medicine

When you're feeling sick or down, hanging out with your bros can provide a therapeutic effect, thus alleviating whatever symptoms you may have been experiencing.

Yo man, Jeff just broke up with his girl, we should go chill over his place for a while, he could use some bromeopathic medicine.

Before going to the hospital, always try a little bromeopathic medicine.

by M Rockwell September 3, 2007

bromeopathy

When you watch Tucker Carlson and believe your testosterone levels are down and that's what's caused all the ills in the world (including Obama's election), so you try to find a solution, which is to tan your testicles (and eventually get testicular cancer).

Bro, we need some bromeopathy, let's get our testicles tanned together!

by Seattle's Finest Lobster April 19, 2022

Bromeo

The guy who your girlfriend is jealous of because you spend more time with him than you do with her. He is one of your most loyal friends and will not hesitate to back you up in any situation.

Eric: "Bromeo I'm feelin some McDonalds you in!"

Bryan: "Yeah Dude"

by bpes January 29, 2009

Bromego

Individual with whom it is kept real.

Yo bromego, let's get drunk.

by designingfinedefining March 16, 2009

Bromeo

He's a total bro, loves to hang out, but is also very romantic. Mix of 'Bro' and 'Romeo'

Jacob is a total Bromeo. He loves to play video games, however he's always taking his girlfriend out on romantic dates.

by Loserette from Loserland April 19, 2022

bromoeroticism

The undeniably aura of gayness that surrounds bros, frat boys, or dudes in general that wear strong fronts of homophobia and macho-attitudes while toning their abs. In short, bromoeroticism is an obsession with male sexuality held by those who posit themselves as all-American straight men.

See bromosexual.

Adam: That guy just called me a fag for bumping into him and then slapped his friend's ass!
Andrew: Ahhh...bromoeroticism at it's finest.

by p-teK August 2, 2008