Bropal
Bropal by RachiMeansBroWhichMeansHuman September 27, 2011
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Bropology
A type of apology typically given by bros of all types and ages. At its core, it's a classic non-apology, apology (i.e. "I'm sorry I'm not sorry"). It emanates from supreme arrogance and a hegemonic masculine need to be dominant, and thus never wrong.
You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.
You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.
"Ugh, okay, I'll give you a bropology. I'm guess I'm sorry...sorry that you're such a gay ass pussy bitch that you can't hack my (insert sexist/racist/xenophobic/hyper masculine opinion and behavior here). Fuckin' sack up, bro."
Bropology by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017
Bronal
Guy: Hey bro I feel really down for some anal but my girl won't do it.
Bro: Thats fine man you can bronal me. No homo.
Bro: Thats fine man you can bronal me. No homo.
Bronal by siiCkMagic February 11, 2012
Bropoleon
A title bestowed on the broiest bro of all brodom. Think Napoleon, but with popped collar, backwards visor, and a 30-pack of Natty Ice.
I crown Chad Bropoleon, Emperor of all Bros, for his daring conquest of Anna, Rachel, and Jessica last night. He conquers bitches like Napoleon conquered the Rhineland.
Bropoleon by pedoforsealand May 13, 2011
Bropact
A pact made between two or more bros that cannot be broken under any circumstance. Usually made when the two or more bros can only entrust each other with something in need of dire secrecy.
The two bros made a Bropact to not steal each others clothes waiting for them after they streaked the lawn.
"I will tell you but only if you make a Bropact not to tell anyone dude."
"I will tell you but only if you make a Bropact not to tell anyone dude."
Bropact by thatonebrowiththeface September 20, 2011
broral
The act of one bro sucking off another bro. Typically, when one frat boy is feeling down and out for whatever reason, a male friend will be kind enough to step up and offer broral. Often perceived as a homosexual act by those who are ignorant as to the entirely non-sexual bond that two straight bros can share.
Brad: Dude, my girlfriend broke up with me. Said I spent too much time out drinking with my bros and not enough time with her.
Chad: Man, to hell with that bitch. I know what'll cheer you up. Go sit on that couch real quick.
Brad: Dude, bro, whats goi- OHHHH YEEEAAAHHH BRORAL!.
Chad: I'll even swallow to show you how tight we are. I'm not gay or anything, though.
Brad: Oh yeah, that goes without saying. Now keep sucking.
Chad: Man, to hell with that bitch. I know what'll cheer you up. Go sit on that couch real quick.
Brad: Dude, bro, whats goi- OHHHH YEEEAAAHHH BRORAL!.
Chad: I'll even swallow to show you how tight we are. I'm not gay or anything, though.
Brad: Oh yeah, that goes without saying. Now keep sucking.