Bropoleon

A title bestowed on the broiest bro of all brodom. Think Napoleon, but with popped collar, backwards visor, and a 30-pack of Natty Ice.

I crown Chad Bropoleon, Emperor of all Bros, for his daring conquest of Anna, Rachel, and Jessica last night. He conquers bitches like Napoleon conquered the Rhineland.

Bropoleon by pedoforsealand May 13, 2011

Bropology 

A type of apology typically given by bros of all types and ages. At its core, it's a classic non-apology, apology (i.e. "I'm sorry I'm not sorry"). It emanates from supreme arrogance and a hegemonic masculine need to be dominant, and thus never wrong.

You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.

"Ugh, okay, I'll give you a bropology. I'm guess I'm sorry...sorry that you're such a gay ass pussy bitch that you can't hack my (insert sexist/racist/xenophobic/hyper masculine opinion and behavior here). Fuckin' sack up, bro."

Bropology by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017

brovolone 

1. A male with qualities similar to that of provolone cheese. Such a person possesses a semi-hard nature and loves to be sandwiched in with meat.

2. A cheesy looking bro.

At the party, the brovolone wore loose jeans, a polo with a popped collar, and reaked of a mixture of cologne and several spray cans of Axe.

brovolone by KyleDB April 22, 2008

Bromeleon 

A Bromeleon, commonly known as bro, is another name for the sort of person who listens to the same music as everybody else, wears the same clothes, says "whats up bro", and by instinct, just tries to blend in with the rest of the crowd. Kind of like a chameleon but browise.

Terri: Dude, kegger at my house bro, tons of chicks, lots of lil' wayne, yeager bombs up the ying yang . And can you say beer pong?

Ken: Bro!, all I'm sayin is I hope you got your fade.

Terri: Fade and a popped collar!

Sid (in his head): Total bromeleons

Bromeleon by boombaprapattack August 25, 2010

Booleon 

Could be anything, a certain part in your body, could be used in programming.
Nicole is the leader of the booleons

Eric: Hey nicole, hows you're booleon?

Nicole: Fantastic!

Michael: Ouch, my booleon hurts

Doctor: Time to preform surgery!

Booleon by shadyman12 June 24, 2012

bropology 

An apology between bros. A formal, or non-formal acknowledgment of remorse or regret. Used by bros to express sympathy, while not downgrading their broness.

The etymology stems from the bros that inhabit the East Village region of Manhattan. These bros often strive to make things right in the face of wrongness, however they would never do so while sacrificing masculinity.

"Dude, you said you would replace that sixer of mine your stupid college freinds drank" "Oh man, you're right. I owe you a bropology. I bropologize." "Bropology accepted.

bropology by aschorr35mm April 10, 2011

Biopaleontologist 

A person whom studies the biology of prehistoric organisms

Me:I want to be a biopaleontologist!
Everyone: Bruh moment

Biopaleontologist by Boof.EXE_ April 6, 2020