Shitty Roommate
The shitty Roommate is a male/female who brings utter disgrace to the living quarters and should be avoided at all costs. He/she encompass the characteristics and personality traits that fully display their lack of integrity as a citizen of society. Shitty roommates generally:
(1) do not clean their dishes (sometimes no dish cleaning for months)
(2) has a messy room
(3) Do not take out the
trash
(4) Do not clean up after themselves.
(5) Makes excuses for his/her irresponsibility and failings
(6) Exaggerate their excuses
(
7) Insist that they are extremely busy as an excuse to not be responsible for their
mess.
The archetypal shitty roommate
will insist that they are Always busy. Yet he/she
will stay up countless hours (10+hrs) playing videos games or watching
netflix as opposed to spending 20 minutes to clean their horrendous pile of dishes, take out the
trash, and/or other responsibilities. At the end of the
day the shitty roommate is an irresponsible humiliation to society.
Shitty Roommate: “Dude, I just got
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic! I’
m gonna be playin that shit all night,
cuz I’m a
nerd! LOL”
Responsible Roommate: “Hey man, I just wanted to let you know that it is actually hazardous to your health to not clean your dishes.”
Shitty Roommate: “Dude, I’
m busy. I don’t have time to do the dishes.”
Responsible Roommate: “Oh is that so? Well, I just wanted to bring it up because the dishes
haven’t been done in a month.”
Shitty Roommate: “Stop trippin! I’
m freakin busy dude! I got 3 papers to write.”
Responsible Roommate: “Are you really that busy, man? Two days ago you stayed up playing Mass Effect for 10 hours. Yesterday you watched
Netflix all night. With all due
respect, I think it’s only reasonable that you to take a simple 20 minutes of your life to clean your dishes.”
Shitty Roommate: “Dude when you have to write 5 papers then you’ll know what’s it’s like to be busy.”
Responsible Roommate: “First you told me you had to write 3 papers. Now you’re saying you have to write 5 papers? Ya know, I’m a full time college student too, and I also
work practically full time. I wrote 2 papers this week in between working 35 hours for the week. The bottom line is that you’re a shitty roommate. Be a Jedi knight and do those dishes!”