Broomall 

A small ass town in which old people and rich, spoiled kids live. Generally unknown to the surrounding towns and cities.

Where the hell is Broomall?

Broomall by Juli Aronson January 16, 2009

Jack Broomell 

1. (V); The godliest of gods; The manliest of men; The Baconest of Bacon Strips. No one doubts that he is forever Broomelled; No one questions his ability to consume Bacon. Chuck Norris takes Broomelling advice from Jack Broomell. Ever been to the gym with Jack Broomell? He out Broomells everyone there, past, present and future. Everyone should aspire to be as Broomelled as this guy.

2. (N); Jack Broomell.

3. (N); John Broomell.

1. "Jack Broomell is my hero."

Jack Broomell by Simpsooooon May 31, 2011

Broomelled 

1. (Adj); Jacked.

2. (V); To engage in Physical Activity, usually for an intense gain in muscle mass.

1a. "I've been going to the gym five days a week, and i'm really Broomelled."

1b. "GET BROOMELLED, SON." *

2a. "Just Broomelled for 2 hours. Feels good man. GET BROOMELLED SON!"

*Most statements about Broomelling will end in the above phrase, "GET BROOMELLED SON", 90% of the time in all caps (if on the internet) or yelled as loud as possible (at the gym).

Yelling "GET BROOMELLED SON" is only acceptable if the user of the statement is well on their way to an Olympian Physique or has been deemed worthy by Jack Broomell and his dad's mustache.

Yelling or typing as one's Facebook status "GET BROOMELLED SON" is acceptable up to five times per day without consumption of bacon. Any usage beyond the former requires consumption of at least five (5) Bacon Strips per use.

Broomelled by Simpsooooon May 31, 2011

BroMalley 

Type of drug that is Injected. Its Glass like meth, injected like heroin and smells like pot. The effects of this drug are similar to Ludes. Depending on the type of person.

I'm having a hard day bring the BroMalley over I want to forget this day.

BroMalley by NOS4A2 December 16, 2021

broomball

Broomball is a popular recreational ice sport originating in Canada and played around the world. It is played in a hockey rink, either indoors or outdoors, depending on climate and location.
In a game of broomball there are two teams, each consisting of six players, a goaltender plus five others. The object of the game is to score more goals than your opponent. Goals are scored by hitting the ball into your opponent's net using your broom. Tactics and plays are similar to those used in sports such as ice hockey, roller hockey and floorball.
Players hit a small ball around the ice with a stick called a 'broom'. The broom may have a wooden or aluminium shaft and has a rubber-moulded triangular head similar in shape to that of a regular broom. Players wear special rubber-soled shoes instead of skates, and the ice is prepared in such a way that it is smooth and dry to improve traction.

Let's head over to the ice rink and play some broomball.

broomball by Madison S. October 2, 2007

BroMalley 

A drug thats injected. Has the look of Glass like Meth, Injected Like heroin and smells like Pot. Has the effect of qualudes.

Hey, I've had a rough day can you bring the BroMalley, I want to forget this

BroMalley by NOS4A2 December 16, 2021

Broomalling 

When a fire company officer makes it hard for other members to move up the ladder in rank.

Man our chief engineer is Broomalling me again on driver training. I can’t stand being held back because he wants to be the only driver.

Broomalling by Delco dictionary December 22, 2023