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Broomilla 

Broomilla (n.)
Broomilla, much like the word memorabilia, are brooms collected because of the intense interest in brooms. Collecting brooms as memorabilia is a wonderful way to remember all the brooms you've had. Remember that broom your mother would use to sweep the porch? With all that broomilla you have, now you remember it!
Person 1: Why do you have so many brooms?
Person 2: Don't offend my broomilla.
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The modern man, leveled up in all areas of his life.

When an unstoppable monster meets your favorite bro, a brozilla is formed.
I want to be like Conor McGregor. He's a damn brozilla.
Brozilla by HairSoap June 25, 2017

Bronxilla 

A very obese human being (at time of post, we have evidence to believe that this human being is a female) of puerto rican descent who resides, or had resided in the Bronx and is extremely rude and belligerent to the human race.
John: "Excuse me, but do you have a pen I can borrow. My dying father is in the emergency room, and the hospital needs me to fill out an insurance form."

Lorraine: "What do I look like to you? Some kind of shitty-ass ball-point ink producing factory??? Get outta my way, before I sit on you and use you flattened remains as a slug for a coke machine!"

John: "OMG! There's no need to be a Bronxilla!"
Bronxilla by Oscart Mattball December 2, 2009

Broominated 

(v) - to be swept aside in a cold and callous fashion; usually applies to workplace incidents but can be adapted to any situation; also synonymous with ass-raping by a superior
Despite Joe's stellar performance reviews, he was Broominated in the reorg.

Man, that guy got Broominated worse than the psunami victims.
Broominated by Shawshanker August 7, 2011

brochillax 

To relax and chill-out with ones friends; to hang out. A hybrid of Brochill and Chillax, both of which are themselves hybrid words.
Dude, we're all too stressed - we need a night to brochillax!
brochillax by That Dance Guy November 24, 2009

Jack Broomell 

1. (V); The godliest of gods; The manliest of men; The Baconest of Bacon Strips. No one doubts that he is forever Broomelled; No one questions his ability to consume Bacon. Chuck Norris takes Broomelling advice from Jack Broomell. Ever been to the gym with Jack Broomell? He out Broomells everyone there, past, present and future. Everyone should aspire to be as Broomelled as this guy.

2. (N); Jack Broomell.

3. (N); John Broomell.
1. "Jack Broomell is my hero."
Jack Broomell by Simpsooooon May 31, 2011

BROOMYELLA 

Before we headed out the door to walk to school, mom hollered out , " Dont forget to grab your broomyella, it looks like rain ."