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owned, clowned, punk'd...on an extreme level.
He punched you in the face?...Ooh...You got Brinson'd man!...
Brinson'd by Josh Smith June 3, 2004

Dirty Bronson 

The act of pooing in a sock and beating poeple about the head and face with it.
That filty whore was not giving it up so I had to give here a Dirty Bronson.
Dirty Bronson by Anonymous April 15, 2003

Dirty Bronson 

The act of releasing fecal matter from the anus into a gym sock and beating a defenceless person with it.
Ross: So did you and Cath have a fight Dan?
Dan: Yeah, I beat her with my tube sock.
Ross: Oh the old Dirty Bronson!
Dirty Bronson by Daniel Lawless November 15, 2006

Download a Bronson 

To relieve ones self of an epic shit. Based on the popular character from 90s TV show Round the Twist.
That burrito sure was filling, I'm going to have to download a Bronson.

National Fuck Branson Day 

National Fuck Branson Day is a day where you fuck a guy named Branson on 01/22.
It's National Fuck Branson Day today. Guess I'm gonna rape him!

Doyle Brunson 

The "Doyle Brunson" is common slang for 2 particular pre-flop hands in the variation of Poker known as "Texas Hold 'Em". These hands are 10-2 offsuited, and A-Qo. The former is named the Doyle Brunson because Doyle Brunson, the actual living poker legend, won the World Series of Poker with this hand twice consecutively. The latter is named for Brunson because it is a hand that for an odd reason he will almost ALWAYS fold.
I flopped a full house with a Doyle Brunson, but fell to a higher full house with 10s full of 9s on the turn.
Doyle Brunson by Ikasu March 5, 2005