The special vacation taken by heterosexual life mates take after commiting themselves in the holy sacrement of bromarriage. This usually involves neglection of spouses or signifigant others for; strippers, video game marathons,aimless driving, improper and unsafe power tool use,fishing,hunting,gambling,general tomfoolery, petty vandalism, and extended boozing sessions involving sluring, excessively loud music, reminiscing, and urination in inappropriate places. During this time shaving and other forms of bodily hygene are totaly neglected.
To celebrate their bromarriage Aaron & Eric went on a five day pubcrawl in nevada for their broneymoon.
noun; The least favorite/most ignored child in a family with two or more siblings. The favorite child is the golden child, the next favorite is silver, and the most likely to be forgotten when it comes to handing out christmas presents or left behind at sporting events to walk home in the rain is the bronze child, a.k.a a Bronzey.
"My mom went on vacation with my sister, but she left me behind and locked me out of the house. I slept in the shed last night."
"You're such a Bronzey, Erica."
Bronney is one of a kind, a rare breed. Type of man that will be there for you in time of need as a friend, homie or lover. He’s super cool, chill and very clever. He’s really talented and smart too, but yet shy and humble. He may be super chill and friendly but don’t cross him cuz he’ll fuck you up. He’s a fine ass hell too.