brontey 

Someone with a huge penis.

'hey who is that guy?'
'oh i don't know, but it looks like he's a brontey. The guy has his own kick stand'.

brontey by Yeetmf November 12, 2018

Broneymoon 

The special vacation taken by heterosexual life mates take after commiting themselves in the holy sacrement of bromarriage. This usually involves neglection of spouses or signifigant others for; strippers, video game marathons,aimless driving, improper and unsafe power tool use,fishing,hunting,gambling,general tomfoolery, petty vandalism, and extended boozing sessions involving sluring, excessively loud music, reminiscing, and urination in inappropriate places. During this time shaving and other forms of bodily hygene are totaly neglected.

To celebrate their bromarriage Aaron & Eric went on a five day pubcrawl in nevada for their broneymoon.

Broneymoon by parasomniac2 December 31, 2008

Brontëlicious 

1. A word used in reference to a woman meaning smart, funny and good looking. A mix of the two words Brontë and delicious. Not to be confused with Fergalicious, which means someone is trying too hard and/or is an annoying slut.

2. Any food cooked by any of the Brontë sisters. They were really good cooks. They were famous for that and their writing.

ex. 1
Person: Wow, that girl is brontëlicious.
Friend: I know, right?

ex. 2
Girl: I wish I could be brontëlicious.

ex. 3
Person: Wow, this food is brontëlicious. Also, I live in the 19th century.

Brontëlicious by MKWC April 6, 2010

Bronte 

Perfect. Lovely. Amazing friend.

People would kill to have her as a best friend.
She gives perfect advice and would drop everything just to help out a friend. Strong as hell.

She is a flicka.

"That girls just like a Bronte"

Bronte by Rockyyyyyy October 8, 2011

Bronteroc

The very embodiment of a keystone species, the bronteroc is essential if life is to survive on a planet. The diet of bronterocs is composed of oiligarchs, social, political, and financial aristocrats, and other "takers". Without bronterocs to consume them this upper crust will smother the apple pie of life on a planet resulting in the eventual destruction of all multicellular life on the planet.

As beautiful as it is useful if the bronteroc does not evolve on a planet eventually another species will develop which will cause the destruction of the planet's biodiversity through rapacious plunder.

Bronteroc by odochartaighgoibéalta January 7, 2022

Bronte 

An amazing girl, drop dead gorgeous. So sweet and caring, you're lucky if you've found one who actually likes you and will probable second guess weather she actually does a million times. She gives the best hugs, and probably towers above you. She's probably hilarious, but will have,,, questionable candy taste. She makes an amazing friend, and an eve better girlfriend. She's ridiculously hot and cute, and is always falling asleep while you're texting each other. Also, how does she smell so good?

Friend: so, who is your girlfriend?
Me: Bronte.
Friend: Oh my god she is like way out of your league!
Me: Don't I know ;))

Bronte by hi-babe April 11, 2019

Bronte 

Bronte is and amazing girl with a great body and amazing tits, she could have any guy she wanted she's so cute funny nice sweet I love her so much she's so amazing and I wish I could be with her every second of my life!
Brontesouras I love u so much

Brontesouras

Bronte by I love brontesouras April 30, 2013