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When you're promised 8 inches and you're delivered 3.5', aka when he wants you to deepthroat but it doesn't even reach your back teeth.
-Do you want to get bronked?
-No, I would rather shit in my hands and play the drums Blue Man style.
Bronked by ᵗˣᶜ Hydra May 26, 2021
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brokeless 

When you have "too much month" left at the "end of your money". When you're SO broke you have LESS than zero money. You just wrote a $6.00 check for teriyaki chicken and it's going to bounce... leaving you with a bank balance of -$30.00 after the overdraft fee kicks in. Sucks doesn't even begin to describe your financial situation.
Lunch means nothing to you, you're rich and I'm brokeless.
brokeless by LineNoize December 30, 2004

Bronelson 

Bronelson, is a noun that is used in place of the word “bro” or “dude”. It’s better than both, in fact, because of obvious reasons. It usually shows upmost respect and epicness.
Similar to “bronie” but more epic.
Normie: Hey bro, what’s up?
Non-normie: Hey bronelson.
Bronelson by Bronelson November 11, 2020

Brontëlicious 

1. A word used in reference to a woman meaning smart, funny and good looking. A mix of the two words Brontë and delicious. Not to be confused with Fergalicious, which means someone is trying too hard and/or is an annoying slut.

2. Any food cooked by any of the Brontë sisters. They were really good cooks. They were famous for that and their writing.
ex. 1
Person: Wow, that girl is brontëlicious.
Friend: I know, right?

ex. 2
Girl: I wish I could be brontëlicious.

ex. 3
Person: Wow, this food is brontëlicious. Also, I live in the 19th century.
Brontëlicious by MKWC April 6, 2010
Brookelyn is the one person in your life that you could never live without. She's like a drug. Every hour, every moment, you want to be with her, and aren't happy until you do so. She is like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day, and when she smiles, all of your fears disappear. You could lose yourself for a lifetime in the brilliant blue of her eyes. Brookelyn is the friend that everyone wishes they had. If you are ever lucky enough to find an Brookelyn of your own, hold on to her, because the pain of losing her is something that can never be described. She is love herself and I love her for it; if only she knew. Brookelyn will go out of her way just to help anyone. She puts everyone before her.
Person 1: Omg that's definitely a Brookelyn...
Person 2: Yes she is.
Brookelyn by Princess_2018 January 10, 2018

brookelynn 

a girl's name. one who is smart, funny, and talented. She is the prettiest girl ever. she's smart, but very funny at the same time. thats a true talent!
see that girl over there? she's defiantly a Brookelynn
brookelynn by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 28, 2011