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just eat your carrots and broccolli 

used instead of the phrases

1) "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told,

2 )just shut up and accept things the way they are.

3) go to your corner and think about what you have done; you have been punished for a specific reason

4) work hard using the legendary Protestant work ethic and in the end you will be rewarded
a boy, breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please just eat your carrots and broccolli. Then just pick up your things.

brocolli 

high-grade weed, marijuana, pot. also known as "the bomb"!
I love smoking me some of that brocolli!
brocolli by ojay May 7, 2003

brocolli sush 

An act of smothering something with broccoli
Hey kids, watch me brocolli sush this sushi.
brocolli sush by lazydbird April 7, 2022

beef and brocolli

Green and brown 3 quarter timbs which got it's nickname in NYC for their colors. The originals were always green and brown up until 98 when they started to flip the colors. Now you must specify the color when describing your beef and brocs. For instance...
Yo, I just picked up the blue and grey beef and brocolli timbs to go with the Yankee fitted...

brocolli 

slang term for marijuana
We smoked that whole bag of brocolli already?!
brocolli by hemphead April 7, 2003

brocolli 

that brocolli is good
brocolli by ashleyg October 8, 2006
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