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Broccolli

The best and healthiest vegetable there is on planet earth.
Raccoons hate broccoli.
Bob: I love broccolli
by Lucifero September 22, 2016
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just eat your carrots and broccolli

used instead of the phrases

1) "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told,

2 )just shut up and accept things the way they are.

3) go to your corner and think about what you have done; you have been punished for a specific reason

4) work hard using the legendary Protestant work ethic and in the end you will be rewarded
a boy, breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please just eat your carrots and broccolli. Then just pick up your things.
by Sexydimma October 29, 2012
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jizz broccolli

the difficult art of a male perming his ballfro and ejaculating into a womens mouth. the women then spits the jizz onto the ballfro and gently scrubs it in. the couple then waits until the semen has hardened and proceed to shave the white ballfro, dye it green and eat it for dinner.
CAUTION: after eating this, the jizz broccolli takes years to digest, comparable to swallowing gum.
"Wow, that jizz broccolli i harvested last night was worth the wait!"
by cumbucket supreme December 21, 2009
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brocolini

The term broccolini is used to describe anyone who, through their opinions, have become the natural enemy of the Boy Cunt Crew. A brocolini is young and confident and does not hold back when expressing their feelings on any subject, which of course is why their are the natural prey of the Boy Cunt Crew
Did you hear them express their opinions? Yeah, what a brocolini!
by Kung Of The Duckheads March 11, 2019
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Broccoli Boi

Broccoli Boi AKA Izuku Midorya is our cute broccoli so if Bakugo hurts him we shall defend our little Broccoli
*Bakugo hurts BROCCOLI BOI*
Me and you:WE SHALL DEFEND OUR LITTLE BROCCOLI BOI NO MATTER WHAT!
by TodoBaku February 20, 2019
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Chicken rice & broccoli

Steroids. Whenever insert Hollywood celebrity here is asked how he managed to gain 40lbs of muscle in 4 months, he'll always say that it was a lot of "Chicken rice & broccoli."

See also: dat dere celltech
"Bro what are you talking about? Of course Chris Hemsworth is natural. He said it on the Tonight Show, it was just 6 months of chicken rice & broccoli."
by Max2000 July 10, 2021
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broccoli rob

In computer science, a development manager, who tends to step on computer cables. However, he can also deliver in a tizzy.
The website is down, help us, help us, broccoli rob!
by flareplf May 5, 2016
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