bromesticated

Trained, docile, and brobediant bro. Will wingman at the drop of a hat.

"I'm not getting anywhere with this chick, boy could I use a wingman."

"Did somebody say wingman?"

*Steve is already at his side*

"Woah dude–that was so fast."

"You must be bromesticated!"

by ThisiswhoIReallyAm July 22, 2015