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Bromacita 

a down ass female with a personality and/or mentality similar to that of her male counterparts. A lady you can bro out with. A Badass chica who knows what's up and has your back. A low-to-no drama down-home real woman who has ample confidence.
Gurl, thanks for grabbing my phone off the dance floor! You my bromacita! Thanks for telling those guys to fuck off, bromacita!
Bromacita by jruestitch October 29, 2011
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Bromancipated 

When a group of bros, men, homeboys, or otherwise friends are able to convince one of the bros intimate other into allowing him to go out for the evening, thus freeing him from his woman's bonds.
Ryan's girl would not allow him to go out until his friends showed up and bromancipated him from being forced to watch chick flicks all night.
Bromancipated by John Soviet July 13, 2013
A Romanian guido. They where too much cologne, talk about how sick their cars are. Generally talk about Audi, BMW, and V-Dubs. They also listen to "hardcore" hip-hop/rap because they are such thugs. Party every weekend with other bromanians and most likely live at home and mooch off of their parents. They also generally meet up at Romanian Pentecostal churches where they all decide where to go "kick it"

There are also sub cultures of the Bromanian. Every major city has a stereotypical kind. Major cities include Seattle, Portland, Sacramento (Sac-town), L.A., Phoenix, Chicago (Chi-town), and New York.
Hey bro, we're going to go boarding this weekend. Oh sick bro, who's ride are we rolling in? Probably Flavius' Jetta, it's fucking euro style. I'll bring the lil wayne and deadmau5. That's tyte bro

Bromanian 1 - "Dude I'm so pissed, I found this Audi/BMW for only like 20k and my parents won't buy it."

Bromanian 2 - "That's fucking gay bro, what the fuck is their problem"
Bromanian by Bromanian December 14, 2010

bromeditated murder 

when a bro plans and carrys out a murder on a fellow bro
girl 1: Did you hear about Terry killing Steve?
girl 2: Oh dear, no.
girl 1: Yeah, it was bromeditated murder in the first degree.
girl 2: Oh shit, son.
bromeditated murder by brotographer September 24, 2009

bromanitarian

"Doug is talking about moving to Sudan for a year to help with the efforts to end the genocide in Darfur. He is defintely a bromanitarian."
bromanitarian by sebastian crucial February 5, 2007

brotalitarian 

When your bro (i.e. friend, roommate, etc.) insist on totalitarian rule and has become an oppressive dick in attempt to control your everyday life.
"Time to suffer under my brotalitarian power, Steve!", exclaimed George after finally dominating Steve in a man-struggle to the death.

Brotalitarianism 

1. Similar to totalitarianism, brotalitarianism occurs when a (most often heterosexual) man's job, social life, and love life are taken over by his bro(s), a man (or men) who often has crazy or elaborate plans.

2. When a high school or college party is taken over by 'bros', a group of dumb jocks. Activities of a brotalitarianist party consist of smashing things, drunkenly hitting on virgins, and smashing things while drunkenly hitting on virgins.
The relationship of Barney Stinson and Ted Moseby (from the tv show How I Met Your Mother) is an example of brotalitarianism.

Dude 1: so how was Kimberly's party?
Dude 2: it was pretty lame until some brotalitarianists crashed it.