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Brokewood 

A name that is extremely rare. Brokewoods are people that has a lot of diginity and honor in life. People with this last name have a lot of empathy towards people, and will help them if they need it. Brokewood is often used by people who's last name is a French one, Brisebois. Brokewood being a rough translation of Brisebois.
Guy 1 : I feel sad today :<

Guy 2 : Ask a Brokewood for help, their dms are always open

Guy 1 : Thanks man
Brokewood by The Brokewood September 19, 2020
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brookwood shot 

A shot originated from alums of the elementary school Brookwood. It is a chaser of natural light followed by a shot of fine vodka such as mccormicks, and finished off by more natural light.
When your done playing beer pong you should take a couple brookwood shots
brookwood shot by brookwood_alum December 11, 2011

Brakenwood

The world where the animated adventures of Bitey, a strange and unpredictable creature take place. Created and animated by Adam Phillips, the stunning graphics and loveable characters have made this series a favorite of many web heads.
Oh snap, Adam Phillips just came out with another cartoon on the portal! Yippee!
Brakenwood by btomw December 1, 2004

Brookwood High School 

A super trashy, small school in the middle of nowhere. It’s so small that it’s connected to the elementary and middle school. Half of the school are hicks, and the other half are immature, stuck-up, judgemental teenagers that think they’re better than everyone else. Well, except for a very few amount of students that are genuine and actually going somewhere in life. Very poor school that has water fountains that taste like rust. The school only focuses on sports, and not any co-corricular groups. The only good thing about the school was the band, but even that’s gone to shit. A lot of the staff and classes are actually okay, but students always complain about them because they’re small brains don’t know how to get interested in anything.
“Brookwood High School? Where’s that?”
You mean Brokewood?”
Brotherly+wood. When your bro's wood is in the presence of your friendship. It may sometimes lead to awkwardness, hilarity or scenes from brokeback mountain.
Mike: Sam always gets a boner when he is hanging out with us bros
Paul: Yeah man it's really getting awkward at times
Dingdong: His browood is getting in the way of our brohood. It's time to boot him out
browood by dingdong dongle September 22, 2015

brookswood secondary 

This place= Hell.

Everyone hates it, unless they came from a different highschool. Teachers are pretty bad. Kids are worse.

It's Pretty much one of the worst schools in Langley where people in grade 10/11 think very highly of themselves.

BSS is obsessed with basketball. Don't care much for any other teams. Boys get more recognition than girls. What a way great way to make girls feel like they can do anything.

It's boring, Its a shame they got rid of the old principals. Counillors will ignore you if you're not in urgent need to see them. Ladies at the front desk are pretty scary.

But other than that 10/10 school
Wow.. that person really hates school.. they probably come from

Brookswood secondary

Brownwood 

Brownwood is a mess. Most residents have been doing drugs since the age of 11. Many come from an inbred family. They dress like they are uncivilized. Their favorite food is donuts, and they like going to the park. They drink a lot and go to jail often. They are also homophobic and racist. Overall Brownwood is a terrible place to live.
Man did you hear about Brownwood?

Yeah! It's an awful place.
Brownwood by i-define-stuff February 4, 2019