browood 

Brotherly+wood. When your bro's wood is in the presence of your friendship. It may sometimes lead to awkwardness, hilarity or scenes from brokeback mountain.

Mike: Sam always gets a boner when he is hanging out with us bros
Paul: Yeah man it's really getting awkward at times
Dingdong: His browood is getting in the way of our brohood. It's time to boot him out

browood by dingdong dongle September 22, 2015

Bronoodling

(Noun)

As 'Bromance' is a homosocial corruption of the word 'Romance'. 'Bronoodling' - as popularised by 'Hipster Run Off' - is a homosocial corruption of the established and largely heterosexual act of 'Canoodling'.

'Bronoodling' is an act of largely initiated by alt bros engaging in quality time together.

'Get up to anything last night?'

'Just spent some time bronoodling and listening to fuzzy buzzy indie bands. It was a Marathon, but we could Feel It All Around.'

'That reference is Washed Out. And wtf is bronoodling?'

'Get out of my life man. We can no longer bronoodle.

Bronoodling by Alt-Bro May 25, 2011

brohood

The highest level group of friendship between men, without it becoming gay. It must be between more than two people or else it becomes even more gay. This group of friends smokes drinks and makes fun of ugly bitches as a team.

" I wish i was part of the brohood because they have hella fun and all i do is jack off"

" I'm so glad i'm in the brohood because i have fun and don't have to hang out with that weird chronic masturbator kid nick"

brohood by Andrew Hamberg February 2, 2009

bronoodling

Two persons of the same gender hanging out. Frequently used by Carles of Hipster Runoff to describe one alt celebrity hanging out with another alt celebrity. If they are opposite genders the word canoodling is used, even in non-sexual context.

- I've seen this guy bronoodling with Panda Bear after the show, he must be a chill bro!

bronoodling by grueislurking June 12, 2011

Brohooded 

Said to someone who has just experienced some kind of misfortune.
A word used when someone loses or fails epicly. Usually used when playing video games, but not limited to it can also be used in life.

if you blow up the other teams base you say "Get Brohooded"
you sink kyle's battleship you say "Get Brohooded kyle"
you win your hockey game 7-0 the other team got brohooded
playing paintball and you shoot your homie in the goggles you scream out "you just got brohooded"
you stub your toe on the door you just go brohooded

Brohooded by KyleThePleb May 19, 2016

borwood

an alternate form of saying you're "board."

dude, i'm so borwood.

borwood by paisy June 11, 2006

Brohood

An alternative way of referring to a man's penis. Similar to "manhood" but often used between two bros.

"Hey man, why are you staring at my brohood?"

Brohood by anonymous April 2, 2023