Brocryption

The act of claiming your app uses “end-to-end encryption” while refusing to show the code, the protocol, or literally anything that proves it. Security is provided by the developer’s confidence, not cryptography.

Definition:
A magical form of “encryption” powered by trust-me energy. If you ask for the source code, a third-party audit, or even basic documentation, you will be accused of “not believing in the vision.”

Typical features of Brocryption™:

Closed source
No audits
No whitepaper
Lots of buzzwords
Zero math

Warning signs:
If the security model requires faith instead of proofs, congratulations, you’ve encountered Brocryption™.

I asked how their encryption worked and they said ‘we can’t show you, it’s proprietary.’ That’s not end-to-end, that’s Brocryption.

by Baube19 November 4, 2025

Broception

When a man is inside another man whom he considers his bro. Can be sexual but doesn't have to be. A bro within a bro.

Bro 1: Dude, you're inside me bro!
Bro 2: I know, bro. It's broception!

by Inglorious Face February 13, 2013

Brocreation

When two straight dudes want to take their bromance to the next level.

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. Bert and Ernie.

Brocreation: The Tandem Bicycle.

by KevinDoyleTheBromantic October 25, 2009

Broceptionist

A man receptionist.

Bro 1: I heard Ralph got a job at UBS.

Bro 2: Really?

Bro 1: Ya, but he's a Broceptionist though..

Bro 2: Ooh that sucks donkey balls. I hate Ralph.

by Sandy Manhammer March 2, 2009

Broception

A gathering of bros with different views expressing their perspective as an individual party.

What was your broception you had with your bros on Joe Biden?

by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023

Broscription

When a bro gives you supplement, diet and lifting directions.

John: I'm going to write you a broscription of 60 extra grams of brotien a day immediately following your workout. Transfer of this broscription is brohibited.

Me: Thanks bro!

by a brute April 20, 2017