Broadsided.

When a man is bamboozled or fooled by a female and he doesn't realize her devious ways until it is too late it can truly be said that he had been "Broadsided"

Fred was truly Broadsided... he was innocent and thought he had finally met a nice girl. Until one day she up and left him along with the money in his bank account and a few nice rolex watches that he thought he had hidden away safely. That Broad really Broadsided him.

Broadsided. by RJ Miller September 27, 2023

broadsided 

to be slapped in the face by a large penis

I will broadside that bitch with my cock.

broadsided by UNABOMBER September 12, 2004

broadsided 

When a female verbally attacks a male out of nowhere for seemingly no reason.

"I was talking to my friends about football last night and all of the sudden I was broadsided by Ashley for no reason."

broadsided by MassSuffering September 13, 2011

Broadsided 

To be slapped unexpectedly with a cock in one's face. It's similar to turning and walking into a pole-except the pole is a huge penis.

I went and broadsided Bobbi Lee after she told me that she got a better grade on the test than me.

Broadsided by Penumbra7 September 15, 2004

Broadsided 

When you are in bed with your partner and they roll on their side and fart in your direction.

For fuck’s sake Dave, you broadsided me.

Broadsided by Diseased Jackass August 5, 2023

Spanish Broadside 

A legendary sex maneuver where a man gets his fuck buddy to close his/her eyes for a facial. The man then sneaks in at least a dozen of his mates, has them line up, and then gives the signal to blast all of their loads on the target's face at the same time.

Bonus points if they're all Spanish or Latino.

Emily: Juan surprised me with a Spanish Broadside last night, now I have to bring this eye infection back to Ohio.

Vanessa: How did you not notice fifteen guys walk into the room and start jerking it?

Spanish Broadside by VanguardVince July 10, 2014

brosided

When a fellow bro makes an important relationship, social or any life changing decision without consulting his fellow bros. Thus when the decision becomes public, all involved bros feel hurt and left in the dark.

Taylor totally brosided the shit out of me when he decided to change his relationship status on facebook without telling me. I feel like an idiot in this bromance now. I think this is the beginning of the end to our brolationship.

brosided by emmettburley22 June 15, 2015