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Bro-Shake

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A pact made within a group of bros. There are a few different occasions in which a Bro-Shake can be used:

-To verify and/or validate a vocal statement
-To solidify a dare of sorts
-To make a bet

If the bro shake is broken, the offending bro is therefore assigned a single Bro-Merit.

See Bro-Merit.
Bro 1: Hey bro, Stacy and I got it on last night; it was awesome!
Bro 2: Orly? Bro-Shake on it?
Bro 1: ... Oh alright, I actually just watched Stacy from her front yard...

Bro 1: Hey, that roof looks low enough to jump off of.
Bro 2: I dare you to.
Bro 1: Oh, yeah, I will.
Bro 2: Bro-Shake on it?
Bro 1: Aw man... naw...

Bro 2: I'll give you 50 G's if you bang Stacy tonight.
Bro 1: Oh hell yeah! Bro-Shake on it?
Bro 2: Yeah, because it's never happening.
Bro 1: Yeah...

Example of misuse of the Bro-Shake:

Bro 1: Dude. I had sex with Stacy last night.

Bro 2: Really? Do you Bro-Shake?
Bro 1: Yeah. I do. *Bro-Shake*
~5 minutes later~
Bro 2 (To Stacy): Hey, I heard you and Bro 1 got it on last night.
Stacy: Ew no gross. Never.

*Bro 1 is then assigned a Bro-Merit*
Bro-Shake by Bob and Phil Industries December 13, 2012
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Bro Shake

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The typical handshake/greeting when two guys or "bros" are cool with each other meet. It can be spontaneous and is not limited to only old friends but also possible new bros whom are perceived as to being cool with.

The most generic Bro Shake consists of a mutual hand-grab, then a back-pat and usually ending with a fist pound.

Variations are usually created and if the two bros are very good friends, they may have a more intricate Bro Shake.
Example 1:
Bob: "Holy shit, is that you Sam?"

*Bro Shake Initiated*
Sam: "I haven't seen you since you piled that chick in college Bob!"

Example 2:
*Doorbell*
*Door Opens*
Hugh Hefner: "Welcome to the Playboy Mansion boys, the ladies are a plenty."
*Bros walking in, each Bro Shake/ing Hugh*
Stranger 1: Thanks Hugh!
Bro Shake by Jeabus Truthseeker August 27, 2011
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Bro Shake

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A greeting between two people involving and respect-showing handshake.
I bro shaked everbody in the room
Bro Shake by perple X March 14, 2007

Bro Shake

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A shake of another bros penis as an agreement. The utmost trusted shake between bros from all across the world.
"I promise I don't have the queen of spades in my hand man", "Bro Shake on it?"
Bro Shake by Bro Shake August 16, 2014

Bro Shake

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Slapping your hands together with a homie to shake hands.. But not the normal way, its a series of movements that would be hard to explain. You will know it when you see it.
Used extremely often in Saskatoon's WestSide
KaZ: Man i ran into like 16 bro's the other day and gave every single one a "bro shake".
Mac: That's respect homie....
OR
KaZ: Who the fuck is this kid?
Mac: I don't know, but he looks like a chump...
(No "Bro Shake" offered to the chump kid.)
Bro Shake by KaZPeR December 14, 2008

bro-tein shake 

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a protein shake with ruffees and viagra in it.
"Want to chill, and maybe get some bro-tein shakes?"
-Chad Bro-Chill
bro-tein shake by Cam Bro-Chill October 28, 2008

BroShake 

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The sacred oath that takes place between two bros in which each man takes the phallus of the other and proceeds to slay the dragon.

If the oath is broken, the phallus of the oath breaker shall be violently removed.
Ex 1: *While playing hearts*
Gareth:"Bro I promise I don't have the queen of spades, you can play that king."
Pierre: "I do not believe you"
Gareth: "I will BroShake on it"

Ex 2: Marwan and Michael secured their promise to not look each other in the eyes during their 3-way with a BroShake.
BroShake by Cotopaxi2014 August 13, 2014
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