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Brittney D

An ugly control freak bitch who sleeps with other men while her husband is fighting for freedom. She has a huge forehead, twisted teeth, a bitch look all around. people would rather look at a baboon backside. She steals money, has other men's babies but won't fess up to it. Hates the fact her ex husband found someone prettier than her and is madly in love. has a low self esteem and shouldn't smile....it scares people....and animals. Creates fake social networks to spy on people. Even plots with friends on how to ruin her ex husband's perfect relationship. She is narcissistic.
Ugh, what is that?! Oh it's a Brittney D! they come from the ugly tree....gross
Brittney D by chicwhowon September 4, 2012
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Brittney Griner'd 

Following her situation in Russia, to get Brittney Griner'd means to get busted for carrying illicit drugs internationally
Bro I can't take my dab pen with me on my international flight , I'll get Brittney Griner'd
Brittney Griner'd by pinkgirl2001 October 1, 2023

Britney’d 

To be Britney’d is to be thrown completely out of the situation without remorse and or to be overly negative and dramatic over small nonsensical things.
“Amanda doesn’t like Mum? She’s getting Britney’d”

“If Collin gives a shitty hug he’s getting hella Britney’d”
Britney’d by HellaHappyNot October 17, 2018

britney'd 

To have one's car damaged in a parking lot with no note left by the moron who did the damage.
My car got "Britney'd" at the mall.
Dude, judging by the height, it was probably an SUV.
britney'd by gregory trayne January 2, 2008

britney'd 

She's that girl who is a pig but a sick pig who laughs at all your jokes about Italians. She at times may get sad and mad but deep down is a very happy person. She's very very lazy tho.
britney'd is that girl you want at your wedding but when it comes to cutting meats then she's uninvited
britney'd by Yeeticus 723 November 28, 2019

Dirty Brittney

When you walk in on your mom having sex with your uncle and get jealous because you just slept with him that morning so you stick your finger in his butt because you know it brings back bad memories of his father.
Sorry about that dirty Brittney I gave you the other day. I just was upset cause she is your sister and my mom.
Dirty Brittney by Tbebe April 15, 2020

Dirty Brittney

When a girl gives a blowjob with a mouth full of skittles while the man screams out "Taste the rainbow!"
"I highly enjoyed that dirty Brittney last night."
Dirty Brittney by KrispyLotus August 27, 2021
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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