Britney Smears

What Britney gives to the doctor when getting a test for cervical cancer (pap smear)

I'm going to the gyno to give my Britney Smears

by emmiez October 16, 2008

Britney Spears

American National Treasure.

Britney Spears along freedom, bacon and pancakes are the most precious national treasures!

by PopGuru August 24, 2015

britney spears

a badass bitch who needs to be free!! #freebritney btw
she’s worked so hard for what she has to only get it taken away from her by her “team” and her dumbass father jamie spears. she loves her children, she loves her friends and family (mostly), and she LOVES her fans!! she is a woman who absolutely needs her life back and we’ll (the b army) keep fighting for it!! this shouldn’t be a debate, it’s a life we’re talking about and it’s the legendary ms britney spears for god damn sake! let our queen b go and let her live!!
#FREEBRITNEYJEANSPEARSNOW !!!!

we love you and are fighting for you brit <3

britney spears

did you see britney’s latest post on instagram?
oh yea um she’s not well rn.

by no bitches allowed October 2, 2020

Britney Spears

The most unproblematic celebrity you will ever meet. She is very beautiful and very kind.

Gemma: Wow have you seen Britney Spears new Instagram post?

Ellie: Yeah I have she looks absolutely gorgeous.

Gemma: I know right!

by Donotspeaktome August 7, 2020

Britney Spears

A singer that asks people to hit her

Britney Spears: hit me baby one more time
Man: ok *slap*
Britney Spears: ow I’m calling the police
Man: what? You just told me to hit you...

by Kidswillbekids May 26, 2019

britney spears circa 1999

Explaining Britney Spears around 1999 when she was popular / skinny / hot etc.

your gonna look soo hot like Britney Spears circa 1999

by Sexxxxy Cleopatra June 13, 2006

Britney Shears

The new moniker for Britney Spears, after she SHAVED HER HEAD!!!

"What is Britney Shears thinking with that head?"

by MSG February 19, 2007