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Brinton
A man's name, also girl's apparently. Brinton is not a well known name. Brinton is a respectable man with great attributes and low respect for those who suck in life. Brinton is usually successful at everything he does at life and can hold a happy relationship at a young age unlike the rest of the human population. He can sweet talk a girl just by looking at her but when he actually talks to a girl she'll melt. Brinton is not the normal hormonal teenager, he has a real heart.
Brinton by littlepurpleguy9 August 6, 2011
Brainjovi
A Brainjovi is someone who does minimal research on a given product, buys it and expects it to work straight out of the box with no effort on their part. Brainjovies are apt to become defensive when others point out the limitations of this method, and prefer to return or destroy the product before admitting any complicity in it's not working for them. They are usually impatient, easily offended and have difficulty expressing ideas, processing explanations from others and understanding figurative language.
"He didn't know that a gun won't fire without bullets, what a Brainjovi"
A "This double edge razor won't shave my face, I paid good money for it, and expect it do it's job!"
B "Did you put a blade in it?"
A "You have to put a blade in it? That's really not fair! I'm sending it back"
B "Oh jeez, you are such a brainjovi"
A "You said to screw it up in a ball, but I cannot see a screw or a ball. What's with that..?"
B "I'll draw you a diagram... brainjovi"
A "This double edge razor won't shave my face, I paid good money for it, and expect it do it's job!"
B "Did you put a blade in it?"
A "You have to put a blade in it? That's really not fair! I'm sending it back"
B "Oh jeez, you are such a brainjovi"
A "You said to screw it up in a ball, but I cannot see a screw or a ball. What's with that..?"
B "I'll draw you a diagram... brainjovi"
Loren Brinton
Drummer for a rocket to the moon. Has only one facial expression: :D
likes skateboarding and wooden watches
likes skateboarding and wooden watches
Loren Brinton by woodywatchpecker May 9, 2009
brinton
brinton by Dr Suesses husband June 15, 2010
brinjala
Brinjala is a very funny and innocent girl. She can make you feel very important and special at any moment. She gets what she want and does what she want. She is very easy going and chilled, and best friend material.
brinjala by Neeraj chopra singh November 24, 2021
BrimJob
A Brimjob is like this
In front you have a male bent over on all fours
In the middle you have Jeffery Brimmer giving the first guy a rimjob
and behind Brimmer is a man brutally destroying Brimmers butthole
like one big gay sexy human centipede
In front you have a male bent over on all fours
In the middle you have Jeffery Brimmer giving the first guy a rimjob
and behind Brimmer is a man brutally destroying Brimmers butthole
like one big gay sexy human centipede
Hey Brimjob!
BrimJob by McChicken in my bunghole September 20, 2011
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