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My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard 

A line from the song Milkshake by Kelis. (The song was remade by Goodnight Nurse, who made it considerably better and funnier.) Basically, the "milkshake" stands for the woman's sex appeal. When she says, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard," it means she attracts all the guys in the area just by appearing there.
Girl 1: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
Guy 1: *to Girl 2* It's better than yours.
Girl 1: *to Girl 2* Damn right, it's better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

brings all the boys to the yard 

a colloquialism that indicates the irresistability of something and as such people will come to experience it.
Her pole dancing is so hot it brings all the boys to the yard.

Or as Kelis has rapped, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their life Is better than yours, damn right is better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge."

my goatse brings all the boys to the yard 

The power that a man with a large gaping asshole wields over those who lack this libido-stimulating rectal virtue. See goatse for details.
mortal: Wow! - your asshole is inflamed, gaping, and smells similar to a mixture of stagnant bloody stool and rotting fishheads. Can I touch?

goatse man: Tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. Lo! - my asshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard 

It's a line from a song Called "milkshake". The word milkshake refers to handjobs. That's why its called a "milk" "shake". Once you replace the word milkshake with handjob in the song it's alot easier to understand. This is also why she says, " Damn right, it's better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge."in this song the girl is boasting about how good she handjobs are
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard 

Blending milk or a milk alternative liquid (i.e., almond milk, coconut milk, water, etc) with sugar, cream, ice, and fruit or other flavoring to obtain a cold, puréed mixture of goodness that is put in the yard and sold in a way similar to a lemonade stand.
My mom recently created a new milkshake recipe and invited my brother and his friends over to critique it. They all showed up and mom stated, “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.”

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard 

boobs are filled with me, jiggling them - shaking them
so she means her boobs jiggling brings all the boys to her
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

(My boobs-jiggling brings all the boys to the yard)
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