Brightie 

bri'ish OMEGALUL

"I love Brightie" - Talos

Brightie by miqs January 5, 2021

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier 

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.

Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier 

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier by Uncle Dimma March 16, 2013

Brighted 

A verb; the habitual act of achieving 'blackout' stage. To be brighted your motor skills must be absent, you are completely unaware of your current location and or surroundings and, most importantly, one must have a 40oz Magnum in there posession at all time.

Jimmy got so Brighted last night he found himself half naked in an alley behind JcPennys. Being in a half Brighted stage he staggers home to discover his wallet and cell phone missing. Curious of what happened Jimmy contacts his friends where he then discovers he jumped into an 87 Coupe DeVille late the night before.

Brighted by dArKeRtHnU April 9, 2010

Brighting 

Brighting used in Gang Stalking as a form of Torture or Threat
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1. Mobile
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a. This involves a vehicle parked on the roadside with headlights on facing the subject as he/she walks or drives by. The car may then drive away just after the subject sees the truck/car to further target the subject.
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b. A parked vehicle with headlights on in front of the subject's house that drives away when the subject looks out the window.
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c. An oncoming car with High Beams on in a location where they should not be used and are not dimmed!!
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The above two overt tactics are done initially to sensitize the subject.
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Then the brighting may continue by one or more vehicles parked in a store parking lot with headlights on as subject drives by or vehicles parked in their own driveways with their headlights on as the subject drives by.
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These tactics are then done many, many times thereafter to torture and threaten the subject as he/she drives by.
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c. Turning on High beams in normal driving conditions where they should not be used!!
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2. Stationary
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This involves shining bright lights on the subject from cars or a neighbors residence through the subject's window. Sometimes a handheld spotlight is used.

When walking or driving down the road, on the other side is a car or truck parked with Headlights ON. As soon as you see this vehicle, it drives off. This is a threat to not go where you are going, which may be your workplace. This is done very overtly at first to assure it is directed at the victim. This sensatizes the victim to look for cars parked with headlights on. Subsequent brightings the vehicle may not drive off. The vehicle may be also be in a parking lot or residential driveway with the Headlights on and may or may not have someone in it!

Brighting by MRGs February 12, 2006

Brightest tool in the shed 

When someone fucks up ither telling someone they arent the sharpest tool in the shed or the brightest lightbulb in the box

Stupid Ass Friend: Hey, you're not the brightest tool in the shed are you! LOL
Me: Stupid fuck

Brightest tool in the shed by Josh Jeffery May 28, 2007

not the brightest bulb on the porch 

a nice way of refering to a person who is not smart or who does things that are ill-advised

See also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck

Durwood: My uncle is not the brightest bulb on the porch.

Winthrop: Why do you say that?

Durwood: He saw a sign that said 'keep of the grass'... so flushed his stash o' hash down the drain.

Winthrop: Bloody 'ell!

not the brightest bulb on the porch by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006