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shut face before I break face 

A command demanding that one is quiet or else one will have to use physical violence to ensure quietness.
"you smell"
"shut face before I break face"
"you smell"
"...ow!"

Break Your Face 

What a person does to another in a fight.

Whooping the shit out of somebody.

Destroying someone.
Haha, did you see that? I broke his face and he went to the hospital.

Don't make me break your face in.
Break Your Face by B-raderton August 14, 2007

Break Your Face Off 

Break Your Face Off is a party phenomenon sweeping the nation. Break Your Face Off's are characterized by typical party elements, fueled by reckless consumption of hedonistic proportions. BYFO's typically upgrade ashtrays to buttbuckets, and a large pot, kettle, or trash can is often placed outside the house in case of partying TOO hard. Mature adults who consider themselves too mature for college style partying always succumb to the allure of the BYFO nature.

Breaking off one's face correlates to the level of ridiculous consumption. For example, a wine and cheese night would be considered a Stub-Your-Toe, even if all attending frequently Break Their Faces Off

Possible consequences include: sleeping 'til 5 p.m. the next day, crazed kitchen cleaning while clutching tequila, and malicious mamacitas mixing margaritas
"Break Your Face Off at my place tonight!"
"What should we bring?"
"Bring beer, not pants"

"Are you having another Break Your Face Off soon?"
"Yeah, once I get the hole in the drywall patched up from last night"

break your face 

1.What I do to people who try to beat me in cross country

2. A threat to anyone who bad mouths, trashes, or otherwise insults me.

I break faces on a daily basis.
"Yo, foo! You best get behind me or i'll break your face!"

" Say that again and I BREAK YOUR FACE!"
break your face by Anniejew November 5, 2005

break your face 

To shove crack rock up your nose all night til it doesn't work anymore and you probably hurt the next day
Hey, you holdin?
Why, you wanna break your face tonight?
break your face by Ms. Basehead June 11, 2006

Break-Up Face

The face in which you look as if your girlfriend broke up with you. A sad yet funny face.
Dude, did you see Josh's Break-up Face when he hit an old bitch with his car?
Break-Up Face by Skate2daMusic July 24, 2009
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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