Breadspaz 

Someone who overreacts about bread.

Person 1: (Opens bread bag and takes out piece. Walks off)
Breadspaz: HEY! CLOSE THAT BAG!! THAT BREAD WILL DRY OUT AND GO BAD!!

Breadspaz by SAMSHAFER November 28, 2010

Breadstain 

A very good friend

Dude, you're one crazy breadstain! or Hey breadstain, wanna go out tonight?

Breadstain by ApropriateSpoon August 12, 2010

breadshame 

A breadshame is an individual who makes you laugh and says and/or silly things and are usually short. Breadshame is also a replacement name for Benedict

Silly little breadshame! That’s not how you slice watermelon.

breadshame by The_BreadShame June 13, 2022

breadspread 

Anything/condiment that can be slathered upon bread.

What kind of breadspread would you like on your sandwich?

breadspread by Chirp, Kaylalala, Cpt. Neal April 22, 2014

Breadscavation 

The act, upon opening the wrapper around a loaf of bread, of digging your fingers past the first few slices, with the expectation that the slices closer to the center of the loaf are somehow superior.

Whenever I unwrap the Wonder, I engage in some serious breadscavation to find the perfect slice for my toast.

Breadscavation by Paddlefish December 20, 2010

BreadSlayer 

Raises hell everywhere he goes

Push BreadSlayer ur jaw will be his in 3.3 sec

BreadSlayer by BreadSlayer February 29, 2020

breadsausage

its a sausage for bread

i put some breadsausage on my bread

breadsausage by breadsausage May 22, 2023