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Bread Shop 

When a Nigga named Mathew who creates a store that sells Bread.
Mr_moho: "Yo you see that nigga Mathew's Bread Shop. Like a Sandwich Bread comes first"
Mathew: "Nigga I be selling Bread that she feels it in her toes. I'm a real young baker for the 6ix."🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

bread-shop 

Sorry guy, the breadshop is closed.
bread-shop by Solid August 1, 2005

French Hot Bread Shop 

A shop with some awesome food in Pirie
Where are you going to get some awesome food?

DUH! French Hot Bread Shop!
French Hot Bread Shop by FHBS July 14, 2009

Bread Shopping 

When someone tries to pass somethings off as the truth when they aren't quite sure if it is indeed factual
Jan: I think I read somewhere that all babies are born racist

Nathan: Hmm...that sounds like bread shopping to me
Bread Shopping by hippiehoppie March 9, 2020

breadstop 

1. A stop you make to purchase bread
2. A stop to eat bread you have already purchased
3. A stop to make bread
4. A stop made somehow related to bread
"I want to make a quick breadstop and pick up some Loafers bread"

"I want to stop real fast and eat this whole wheat bread"

"Hey, hold on, I wanna stop and make some bread in my new
oven"

"Lets stop and sing a song about bread"
breadstop by Laurelroses August 21, 2007

breadwhop 

v. To wallop a female with a long crust of bread. It makes a sound like... WHOMP!
Break Bread... You wanna break bread, huh? How bout a good ole' tennessee breadwhoppin!
breadwhop by Rupeblue May 17, 2010

Shopping bag bathroom break 

When 2 co-workers go into the bathroom stall together and one person stands in a shopping bag placed between the others feet while he sits on toilet and receives a blow job or a blumpkin, so any other person who enters the bathroom only sees the feet of one person.
Bobby and Chris went for a shopping bag bathroom break so Duyet would not catch them together.
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