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Braveheart 2 

Braveheart 2 is the spiritual sequel to the original Braveheart. This film is also more commonly know as The Patriot. Named so do to it being part of what seems a trilogy of war movies starring Mel Gibson to later include We Were Soldiers.
John: Have you ever seen The Patriot?

Mike: Oh yeah, you mean Braveheart 2.
Braveheart 2 by TankerD18 December 12, 2010

bravehorse 

(Verb) To have an intense, exclusive, one-sided conversation with another person in a social setting. Derived as a makeshift compound word, inspired by the pivotal scene in the movie “Braveheart” where William Wallace (played by Mel Gibson) gives a passionate, heartfelt speech atop a horse while his charges listen attentively. Bravehorsing is generally initiated by an intoxicated partygoer forcing banter on an often involuntary and unwitting victim. Although the person bravehorsing always believes the discussion is of paramount importance, the other party generally disagrees and is usually made quite uncomfortable. Simultaneous bravehorsing is possible, and also quite common between two especially drunk people.
1. "Look at him, just pouring his heart out about his ex to that girl right at the bar…he’s totally bravehorsing her."
2. Person 1: "Where are Elle and Ryan?"
Person 2: "They’re outside bravehorsing the shit out of each other. Looks like they’ll be gone for a while."
3. "Dude check out that girls fachays…I’m gonna just bravehorse her until she comes home with me."
4. "We need to talk. Watch out, I’m probably gonna bravehorse you pretty bad."
5. "Oh man, you were stuck in that conversation for like 2 hours! You got bravehorsed bad."
6. "Hey go bravehorse those chicks across the bar...I'll swoop in if it looks like you're struggling."
bravehorse by ericj69 April 16, 2008

Braveheart Asymptote 

The school of thought in which a movie may approach the level of Braveheart, but may never reach it, only head towards the theoretical infinity where Braveheart resides.

It should be noted that the x-axis on which the Braveheart Asymptote exists does not necessarily refer to a single idea (i.e. quality, awesomeness, number of bagpipes) but rather everything that Braveheart is and all other movies aspire to be.
Dude 1: Independance Day was a fantastic movie, maybe better than Braveheart.
Dude 2: Unfortuntaly, that is impossible
Dude 1: Why's that?
Dude 2: Because of the Braveheart Asymptote.
Dude 1: Oh, yeah, ok I get it.

Braveheart Shower 

The waterless lazy-man's shower. Basically getting up out of bed, and not showering with water, soap and shampoo.

Reference: In an early scene in the movie Braveheart (1995), the young William Wallace woke up out of his makeshift bed one morning, brushed his outer forearm against his face a few times, and was ready to start his day - no brushing of his teeth, no coming his hair, or anything remotely hygienic.
I'm late for class so I'm gonna have to hurry up. I'll just take a Braveheart shower and go.
Braveheart Shower by Listat January 4, 2009

braveheart 

Probably one of the best movies of all time. Directed and starred in by Mel Gibson, it is a loose biography of William Wallace, the man responsible for scotland uniting and gaining it's independance from england. Trademarks of the movie are William Wallace's half blue/half white face painting at the battle of stirling, and his yell of "FREEEEEEEDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM" after being tortured nearly to death. although there are more than a few historical inacuracies it is an amazing movie that everyone should see.
"Will you stand and fight?!"

"no! we will run. and we will live"

"ay. fight, and you may die. run, and you'll live. at least for a while.
and then, dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"

-best scene from Braveheart
braveheart by WillyWallace September 19, 2007

Bravefart 

When a person has the turtle head and no toilet facilities are in the nearby vicinity, a person may fart to free up vital bowel space, buying time until the nearest toilet is reached. On expulsion of gas, a yell of “Freedom” may be proclaimed: only if soiling the pants is sucessfully avoided.
Person 1: Fuck me Scott, I've got to drop the kids off at the pool asap.

Person 2: Tim, just Bravefart to free up space untill you get to the next toilet.

Person 1: "Pharp", Freedom!! Thanks for the advice Scott, I feel better now.
Bravefart by Cowboy Scientist September 29, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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