Braunschweiger

1. Noun; german: Braunschweiger is a type of sausage. A soft and spreadable german sausage made with liver.

2. Slang; american midwest: Braunschweiger is a incognito warning that the place you are in is not cool.
a. It could be that it's a "Sausagefest",

b. the hosting couple has been fighting all night and you want to let your friend know you want to leave before the cops are called.
c. you are hanging out with your boyfriend and his friends, but one guy keeps licking his lips and looking at you. even when you are sitting on your boyfriends lap.
d. everyone said they were going to the party friday, but when you get there you realize you are the only one who brought beer, you need to get out of there before your beer is gone. they are probably all underage and their mom may be home from work early.

GIRL: Hey babe, you feeling okay?

GUY: I think Im hungry, or something...?

GIRL: I was going to make us Braunschweiger sandwiches before we left. Does that sound good to you now?
GUY: Wow girl, it's like you read my mind! That sounds great. we should go get some sandwiches and maybe We'll stop by later.
GIRL & GUY: We'll see you later. (nodding to friends while grabbing their coats.)
FRIEND: You guys don't have to leave, I'll go get the snacks out. I got some super dank appetizers!
GIRL: I made us Braunschweiger sandwiches before we left. I probably left them on the counter. If we go now, we may get to them before the cat does.
FRIEND: Oh, Okay. Maybe stop by later? ...
.....(FRIEND snaps her head around to look at someone. GIRL & GUY can already hear FRIEND screeching before the door closes behind them)

Braunschweiger by Ruth S Standing August 22, 2020

Braunschweig 

BRUNSH-vik

A game of skill and tactics named after a town in the federal state of Lower Saxony, Germany. Invented as a form of entertainment for people under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol, the game has a rich history and is a commonly played game during Oktoberfest.

Rules of the Game:
-The game is divided into rounds, with one person being eliminated after each round.
-Every competitor must line up on a wall or fence at the beginning of each round
-A certain landmark is chosen as the "Braunschpole"
-Once the round has started, players are free to move around, but as soon as one person has made any contact with the "Braunschpole", all must get back to the starting wall as fast as possible
-The object of the game is to avoid being the last person to get back to the wall, as this person will be eliminated.

Officials
Because of the drunken nature of Braunschweig, rowdiness is encouraged, however is become essential to appoint a moderator for Brunschweig matches who can resolve drunken disputes and prevent any competitor from engaging in conduct that will get them arrested

-The referee of Braunschweig is referred to as the "Braunschführer"
-At the beginning of the game, the most sober person present is appointed to be the Braunschführer
The Braunschführer has absolute power, no one is to question the ruling of the Braunschführer, as the penalty for doing so is being publicly iced

Ludwig, Wolfgang, and Paul got really smashed on the weekend and had an epic game of Braunschweig

Braunschweig by The Braunschführer April 17, 2011

brownschweiger 

The condition of the penis after fucking someone in their ass.

She didn't mind letting him get a little brown on his schweiger but not very often.

Man, I better hit the shower. I need to wash my brownschweiger.

I love her butt but that's the worst! I hate the brownschweiger! Nothing a little suds can't get rid of.

I sure won't fuck her pussy with this brownschweiger now! I don't want to give her a fucking UTI! That's all she needs!

brownschweiger by Z train March 16, 2006