brownschweiger 

The condition of the penis after fucking someone in their ass.

She didn't mind letting him get a little brown on his schweiger but not very often.

Man, I better hit the shower. I need to wash my brownschweiger.

I love her butt but that's the worst! I hate the brownschweiger! Nothing a little suds can't get rid of.

I sure won't fuck her pussy with this brownschweiger now! I don't want to give her a fucking UTI! That's all she needs!

brownschweiger by Z train March 16, 2006

Braunschweiger

1. Noun; german: Braunschweiger is a type of sausage. A soft and spreadable german sausage made with liver.

2. Slang; american midwest: Braunschweiger is a incognito warning that the place you are in is not cool.
a. It could be that it's a "Sausagefest",

b. the hosting couple has been fighting all night and you want to let your friend know you want to leave before the cops are called.
c. you are hanging out with your boyfriend and his friends, but one guy keeps licking his lips and looking at you. even when you are sitting on your boyfriends lap.
d. everyone said they were going to the party friday, but when you get there you realize you are the only one who brought beer, you need to get out of there before your beer is gone. they are probably all underage and their mom may be home from work early.

GIRL: Hey babe, you feeling okay?

GUY: I think Im hungry, or something...?

GIRL: I was going to make us Braunschweiger sandwiches before we left. Does that sound good to you now?
GUY: Wow girl, it's like you read my mind! That sounds great. we should go get some sandwiches and maybe We'll stop by later.
GIRL & GUY: We'll see you later. (nodding to friends while grabbing their coats.)
FRIEND: You guys don't have to leave, I'll go get the snacks out. I got some super dank appetizers!
GIRL: I made us Braunschweiger sandwiches before we left. I probably left them on the counter. If we go now, we may get to them before the cat does.
FRIEND: Oh, Okay. Maybe stop by later? ...
.....(FRIEND snaps her head around to look at someone. GIRL & GUY can already hear FRIEND screeching before the door closes behind them)

Braunschweiger by Ruth S Standing August 22, 2020