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Brassket 

A semi-standard unit of measurement achieved by placing the hands abreast, thumbs extended and connected with the pinkies extended. ( hang loose sign with thumbs touching ). If the girl's ass can fit in-between the tips of the pinkies, you are good to go.
Justin looked behind him and said, "Wow, that girl has a nice ass!"
Drew: "does she fit into the brassket ?"
Justin: " Yes, yes she does but only if my thumbs don't touch."
Brad: "I have bigger hands, she fits my brassket, you are good to go."
Brassket by ragcrna February 18, 2011
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brasketball 

the act of throwing a small piece of something into a girl's bra when she is wearing a low cut shirt.
A common game played among friends.
I shot 60% in brasketball today. Andrea didn't know what was going on.
brasketball by Stik E December 7, 2007
The small space where women hide their personal items in their bra
She shoved her phone into her “brasket”
Brasket by Stanley Nife May 7, 2020

Bratsketball 

A sport combining Bratwurst and Basketball that will debut at the Superfriends' German Festival.
Hey we have a lot of brats, what should we do?
That's easy, let's play bratsketball.
Bratsketball by Faldo May 28, 2009

Bassketball 

when you fill your girlfriends ass with ketamine by bowing it through rolled up fivers. Then, when it is filled to the brim, you have to dip your penis in honey and, using it, collect the ketamine. then when you cum, ketamine will fly up into the sky and into your girlfriends mouth.
"I played bassketball with my girlfriend last night"
"oh cool what was the score"
"nah mate not THAT kind of bassketball"
*share a look while laughing slowly and quietly*
Bassketball by gladweenus February 13, 2019
When a women is blessed with more than a handful of breasts
1. Wooow, boooobies 2. She has some major brassets
brasset by thatgyal February 26, 2012

Brassketballs 

Basketball sized testicles made of solid brass.
"Can you believe that guy had the nerve to ask me for free shit? He must have a set of brassketballs!"
Brassketballs by Normdia August 29, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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