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Brassket 

A semi-standard unit of measurement achieved by placing the hands abreast, thumbs extended and connected with the pinkies extended. ( hang loose sign with thumbs touching ). If the girl's ass can fit in-between the tips of the pinkies, you are good to go.
Justin looked behind him and said, "Wow, that girl has a nice ass!"
Drew: "does she fit into the brassket ?"
Justin: " Yes, yes she does but only if my thumbs don't touch."
Brad: "I have bigger hands, she fits my brassket, you are good to go."
Brassket by ragcrna February 18, 2011
Words you can keep

brasketball 

the act of throwing a small piece of something into a girl's bra when she is wearing a low cut shirt.
A common game played among friends.
I shot 60% in brasketball today. Andrea didn't know what was going on.
brasketball by Stik E December 7, 2007
The small space where women hide their personal items in their bra
She shoved her phone into her “brasket”
Brasket by Stanley Nife May 7, 2020

Bratsketball 

A sport combining Bratwurst and Basketball that will debut at the Superfriends' German Festival.
Hey we have a lot of brats, what should we do?
That's easy, let's play bratsketball.
Bratsketball by Faldo May 28, 2009

Bassketball 

when you fill your girlfriends ass with ketamine by bowing it through rolled up fivers. Then, when it is filled to the brim, you have to dip your penis in honey and, using it, collect the ketamine. then when you cum, ketamine will fly up into the sky and into your girlfriends mouth.
"I played bassketball with my girlfriend last night"
"oh cool what was the score"
"nah mate not THAT kind of bassketball"
*share a look while laughing slowly and quietly*
Bassketball by gladweenus February 13, 2019
When a women is blessed with more than a handful of breasts
1. Wooow, boooobies 2. She has some major brassets
brasset by thatgyal February 26, 2012

Brassketballs 

Basketball sized testicles made of solid brass.
"Can you believe that guy had the nerve to ask me for free shit? He must have a set of brassketballs!"
Brassketballs by Normdia August 29, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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