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Bassketball

when you fill your girlfriends ass with ketamine by bowing it through rolled up fivers. Then, when it is filled to the brim, you have to dip your penis in honey and, using it, collect the ketamine. then when you cum, ketamine will fly up into the sky and into your girlfriends mouth.
"I played bassketball with my girlfriend last night"
"oh cool what was the score"
"nah mate not THAT kind of bassketball"
*share a look while laughing slowly and quietly*
by gladweenus February 13, 2019
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Basketball hands

Adjective

Usually a compliment

When ur hands so big or your fingers long it looks as tho u can easily hold a basketball ball with one hand, like yo fingers can wrap around it

And btw girls love guys w/ basketball hands probbc u can use em fingers to please her, u can usually wrap them around her hands to keep her warm and bc the guys r usually tall

Btw don't mess w someone w bball hands
gGuy :Broo I don't wanna mess with him
ggGuy : You can take him bruh
gGuy : bro he has dem basketball hands, one punch I'm out
ggGuy : legit, get outta there bro
by TF'ingBoiHimself April 8, 2020
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Basketball Hands

A woman with such long fingers looks like she could palm a Basketball.
" That girl could put 10 rings on that one finger Bro! She definitely has Basketball Hands!!"
by will bitten April 20, 2018
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college basketball capital of the world

Located in Storrs, Connecticut. Home of the UConn Huskies. When asking a random student from UConn why they chose to attend here, you'll most likely hear the response of "UConn basketball, duh..". On top of that, the women along with the men both consistently beat every other team's ass.
Friend: "Hey man, was thinking of applying to Kentucky or Duke, I heard they have a great basketball program."

Me: "Fuck outta here, have you ever considered the college basketball capital of the world? Those schools are jokes compared to UConn.
by Huskies02 November 19, 2015
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kiss a basketball boy day

On October 31, girls this is your day to kiss a basketball boy;)
It’s kiss a basketball boy day. Let’s make out!
by Cravally October 23, 2019
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baskemtball

What LeBron James does for a living.
Mike: Hey LeBron, I'm a huge fan, what's up?

LeBron: Baskemtball
by Dingleberry42069 June 19, 2021
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