Brasimian

A blend of Brazilian and simian (noun, plural: Brasimians). Or:
1. A citizen of Brazil.
2. Something originating from Brazil.

a) "Thread got raided by Brasimians again. Every reply is just futebol and capybaras.
b) "Don't feed the BrasilBrasimians—they'll start posting HUEHUEHUE."
c) "The Brasimians have discovered this server. It's over."
d) "Average Brasimian internet experience: 200 ms ping, pirate Windows, and somehow still wins."

Brasimian by Nicholas Marshall July 5, 2026

Brazilian Donut 

A freshly waxed butthole.

Milton couldn't wait to get to work to show everyone his Brazilian Donut.

Brazilian Donut by Tbonepgh June 14, 2016

brazilian goose

Local name for the Toucan used in parts of South America.

That's a pretty Brazilian Goose.

brazilian goose by SuperAndroidWeaver February 22, 2017

Brazilian Squidward 

When you are getting head from a brazilian, or and extremely thick woman, just as you are about to cum, you put your penis up her nose and cream all in her mucus membrane.

Yo bruh I gave Caetano the biggest Brazilian Squidward

Brazilian Squidward by nastynaay January 30, 2014

Brazilian Thunder 

The sexual act of, before finishing, finding the light switch (or any light source) and rapidly turning it on and off while screaming and attacking your partner; and then cuming in their eyes while simultaneously turning the light source off and creating and audible thunder like sound.

"brought a girl back to my hotel last night and there was a power outage, so I gave her the old Brazilian thunder without touching a switch."

Brazilian Thunder by RickGoldfield and FrankGuitar October 7, 2019

Brazilian Ice Cream Sandwich 

The act of filling someone’s asshole with icing then squishing the cheeks together… Then enjoy the treat!!

bf:hey wanna try something new?
gf:sure

bf: i’m in the mood for a Brazilian ice cream sandwich

Brazilian Ice Cream Sandwich by Pumpkindaddy May 1, 2023

Brazilian covered wagon 

The act of gripping the elastic band on the back of ones underwear, preferably a nerds, and pulling straight back to maximize length. You then precede to pull the underwear upwards and loop it over the nerds head, pulling his head back in a very painful manner.

(Noun) Dude, Billy totally just gave that nerd a Brazilian covered wagon!!!

(Verb) Dude, Billy totally just Brazilian covered wagoned that nerd!

Brazilian covered wagon by Kevin Schmitt November 14, 2011