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adj: having an offensive or foul smell and unslightly appearance, often associated with a large turd left in the toilet overnight.
John went to use the bathroom in the morning before his jog and as he approached the toilet he noticed the most braren of all sites and smells, a large turd had not been flushed and was not floating on the surface and was the size of a corn cob. The odor was overpowering and John was unable to run that morning
Braren by charmcityluva September 21, 2009
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the bradenton 

Is the native terminology for the alcoholic beverage, "sex on the beach." A name originating from the case involving Jose caeallero and Elissa Alvarez in which they were arrested for having sex on cortez beach in bradenton. The couple went to trial, facing up to 15 years in prison. No bueno!
the bradenton by 15tolife May 17, 2015
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Braden drink 

An alcoholic beverage mixed with a large ratio of liquor to mixer.
I'm drinking a Braden drink: it is one part coke and one part Jack Daniel's.
Braden drink by Dzhaymz June 21, 2010

barrens chat

the eternal home of chuck norris in WoW,as well as a hangout spot for twelve year olds. many times, after getting a character out of the barrens, they create a new one, just to go back there.
example of barrens chat

barrens resident 1: hey guys
helpful passerby: yes?
barrens resident 1: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
barrens resident 2: reported
barrens resident 3:reported for reporting.
barrens chat by toxicwhirl July 5, 2006
Braven Pronounced: Brave - n Strong, courageous, warrior. Handsome, honorable and honest. Leader of many in fairness and truth. Good communicator and able to discern the heart of a person by listening to them as well as reading their body language. Respectful of God and respected by mankind. A man with a purpose.
Braven is a man of integrity, respected by those he leads and regarded as strong and courageous.
Braven by JumpinJax February 3, 2010

barren gee 

A male who has only one strand of pubic hair. Usually dominated by females during sexual intercourse, where the females will wear a strap-on.
Jane: How was yesterday night?

Salinah: It was great! I had sex with a barren gee!
barren gee by HairyPotter11 September 22, 2013
SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. bralen is so fucking cute and delicious. his smile shines brighter than his diamond earrings, which his jawline could cut! Every girl wants to be with him and his friendship is a staple of popularity. He’s athletic, smart, talented, and overall an amazing person...the FULL package. He’s so fucking cool!! His body is beautiful and his abs are rock hard. Besides being a total ladies man he’s an amazing friend and is always there for you when you need him most. If you ever turn down a Bralen, it’s your lost because he’s one of a fucking kind.
girl one: omg did you see Bralen today?

girl two: yesssss! He’s so beautiful!!
BRALEN by Hannah bananah June 19, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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