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Braptus

A benevolent god that takes the form of a common Skunk. First discovered in Burlington, Vermont, the skunk appears to be friendly yet will run away when approached. If you smell a 'skunk' nearby, chances are that someone has gotten Braptized.

It has also been reported that multiple religious figures gather in groups and hold hands to chant for the skunk.
Praise be Braptus!
by JaKurgsty October 2, 2025
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Glungus

A deity more powerful than any known religious or biblical figure. The only known being to have enough strength and power to oppose Patterderik, and the mythic protector of Neb Republic
Person 1: "Hey are you busy saturday?"
Glungus follower: "Yes I will be attending a ritual at the Glungus temple. I have been saving alot of Bismuth recently!"
Person 1" "Wow thats so cool! Maybe I should devote all my bismuth to Glungus too!"
by JaKurgsty June 2, 2023
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