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You a brannen man
Brannen by Damienrage January 26, 2018

quarter brannen

A quarter boner/half chubb. When a male is excited, but not quite aroused.
"This girl was putting the moves on me, but after I noticed the bulge in her panties, it was nothing but quarter brannen.
"Person 1:So I was watchn this fat porno last night, shit was weird.
Person 2:Shit, you probably got a quarter brannen"
"I almost had sex with this chick last night, but I was 12 shots deep, so all I could muster was a quarter brannen."

Also see: chubb boner erection limp dick
quarter brannen by Wingo Dango February 22, 2014

michael brannen 

the best blowjob you'll never get.
person: this diva needs her stage, baby let's have fun!
other person: # michael brannen
michael brannen by mavin4ever October 20, 2013

Chloe Brannen 

Very retarded person that is not good in bed. She is an lesbian in the inside but doesn't want to show it.
That girl seems like a Chloe Brannen
Chloe Brannen by Bob Vaniliski August 1, 2011

momma didn't raise no branner 

another definition for "momma didn't raise no bitch"
means you're not afraid of a challenge
means you're not a bitch/wimp
conwarf: "dude will you go stick your hand in that fire?"
brian: "of course, momma didn't raise no branner."

brannel school 

A shit place which acts like a prison. Do not attempt to answer back Or the ready to learn room is waiting for you. A head teacher with a wang eye and a cactus patch for his slt. Avoid Brannel as much as you can. P.s full of snakes and slags
Brannel school is a prison
brannel school by Iamacactus February 25, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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