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A short girl who usually has red hair, green eyes, and freckles. Branwens are shy people with small groups of friends that they keep near and dear to them. They have infectious laughter, and an innocent sense of humor. They tend to like like Shane Dawson.
Wow, look at Branwen, I've never heard her talk before

That carrot-head must be a Branwen
Branwens make the best of friends. They are usually funny people, and love to read. Typically, they are stubborn, but will agree to most things even if she doesn’t want to do it. She is a professional shopper, and is great at playing soccer. They like baking, and are really good at it. If you know a Branwen, don’t let go of them, because they are great best friends!
You: Hey, wanna go into Forever 21?
Branwen: Um, sure
Branwen in head: oh god...why did I agree to this?!
You: Ok, great!
Branwen by Murie Curie November 10, 2018
To Branwen means to sneeze extremely hard and loudly
Person1: “I just sneezed so hard! ”
Person2: “Was it a Branwen? ”
Person1: “Yeah”
Branwen by Sierra51 March 30, 2026

Bronwen'd 

To get excessively drunk and display strange facial expressions yet remaining happy and spew free.
"I'm going to get so Bronwen'd tonight"
Bronwen'd by LivB November 21, 2012

Brandenburg Bandit

While sporting a cowboy hat and bandanna, do a chick doggy style with her hair in one hand and a Budweiser in the other, thus mimicking a bandit on a horse.
Local Country Girl: Mark came home drunk last night so I ended up getting the Brandenburg Bandit.
Anyone named Branden is obviously the guy you go to when you are feeling down. He will always be there for you and help you through your toughest times. He is also a really fun person to be around, always making sure he never leaves any of his friends out. Branden is sweet, loving and compassionate towards everyone he knows. If you meet a Branden, be sure to keep him around. He is also really good in bed, but will adapt to whatever you like, and will never force you to do anything you don't like.
Person 1: "Who's that over there?"
Person 2: "I don't know but he is really hot!!"
Person 1: "I bet he's a Branden"
Branden by Knuckles&Knuckles October 12, 2018