You. As in the person sitting right here reading this definition.

A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.

An extremely attractive person.

someone that is hot as hell

An irresistable man's man who seduces women with his witticisms and more notably with his extraordinarily handsome yet bestial looks. This beast-like man is the envy of all other men and the desire of all women and lives solely for hedonistic pleasure only.

Someone so impossibly gorgeous it's alarming

A man of such magnificent physical features that women flock to him. He is aware of his pleasuresome appearance and exposes it for all to see and desire. Women love him and worhsip his looks, men want to be him and become envious imitators, but to be a true Sexy Beast, it must come naturally.